“New Boobs for Cougar Susan” reads the headline over a photo of Susan Sarandon looking voluptuous - as she has in almost every photo for the past 30 years. She looks the same as ever, but a “top cosmetic surgeon” is wheeled out to suggest that she “appears to have had breast enhancement.” Why do the tabloids never bring out a "women’s underwear expert” to opine: “She appears to have bought a new push-up bra,” I wonder?
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“New Boobs for Cougar Susan” reads the headline over a photo of Susan Sarandon looking voluptuous - as she has in almost every photo for the past 30 years. She looks the same as ever, but a “top cosmetic surgeon” is wheeled out to suggest that she “appears to have had breast enhancement.” Why do the tabloids never bring out a "women’s underwear expert” to opine: “She appears to have bought a new push-up bra,” I wonder?
Amen, brother.
A Real American believes every word of this.
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