Saturday, June 17, 2017

Grand Theft Avocado WBAGNFARB

Avocado theft scheme lands three men in jail: OXNARD, Calif. — Police are calling it grand theft avocado.  

Hat tip to Art Scott.


Art Scott said...

Tsk, tsk professor, 2 "A"s & 2 "O"s. And you of all people should know - they also call them "alligator pears".

Unknown said...

I blame autocorrect.

Rick Robinson said...

$300,000 is a hell of a lot of avocados to sell on the side. Many, many thousands of lugs, and they would have been selling at discount from wholesale. As usual, the cops far overestimated the value to pump up their stats.