These listings will no longer be impactful once we all switch over to emojis and twitterspeak as required by the "Exemplary Communication Act of 2018."
Words that need to be included, and classified as STAGE 1!!!!:
1. drug -- as the misused past tense of "drag". 2. I could care less -- as the utterly misunderstood "I couldn't care less". 3. disenfranchise -- which was invented when someone -- probably a news reporter -- thought he/she was saying "disfranchise". 4. metaphor -- usually confused with "simile". Those people must have skipped high school English classes.
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#5, 6, and 7 are all still way our of bounds for me.
"...out of bounds..."
These listings will no longer be impactful once we all switch over to emojis and twitterspeak as required by the "Exemplary Communication Act of 2018."
Words that need to be included, and classified as STAGE 1!!!!:
1. drug -- as the misused past tense of "drag".
2. I could care less -- as the utterly misunderstood "I couldn't care less".
3. disenfranchise -- which was invented when someone -- probably a news reporter -- thought he/she was saying "disfranchise".
4. metaphor -- usually confused with "simile". Those people must have skipped high school English classes.
There are more, but don't get me started.
Mike,
Or as someone once put it: "Life is like a simile."
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