My own two favorites:Patient: "Doctor, help me. I only have sixty seconds to live!"Doctor: "Wait a minute!"AND--Q: "Did you hear about the baker who electrocuted himself?"A: "Yeah--he stepped on a fruit pie and a currant ran up his leg."
I think we might be enabling him.
Bless you, Bill, for the ammunition.Re: #7 - My brother-in-law, who loved to sail, had a license plate ARRM80.
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My own two favorites:
Patient: "Doctor, help me. I only have sixty seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Wait a minute!"
AND--
Q: "Did you hear about the baker who electrocuted himself?"
A: "Yeah--he stepped on a fruit pie and a currant ran up his leg."
I think we might be enabling him.
Bless you, Bill, for the ammunition.
Re: #7 - My brother-in-law, who loved to sail, had a license plate ARRM80.
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