Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Here's the Plot for Your Next Gator-Related Thriller

Man Says He Has 'No Idea' Why Ex-Girlfriend's Mom Would Plot To Have Him Fed To Alligators

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, he is from Florida.

Jeff

mybillcrider said...

That might explain it.

Deb said...

Because she couldn't find any man-eating tigers?

mybillcrider said...

Yeah,those are hard to come by in Florida.

Matthew said...

This seems to confirm what I've come to believe after reading articles on crime. Unless you have some connection to organized crime, you won't be able to find a hitman. Anyone you meet who claims to be a hitman will turn out to be a cop.

mybillcrider said...

That's almost invariably true, at least in Texas.