Sunday, March 02, 2014

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee

Off the Beat with Will Greenlee: A woman accused of cutting up paper with a Swiss Army Knife at a Dunkin' Donuts, building a fire in an ashtray and smacking her knife into a wall got locked up, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.


Anonymous said...

Judging from her mugshot I would stay off her lawn!


Rick Robinson said...

Yeah, what a beauty. So nice of the article to explain how to do a weenie roast. I only cut paper inside my own home, with scissors, making sure the doors are locked and the shades drawn. And to think we used to cut paper in school, right there in front of other kids!