In the just world, the riches enjoyed by loathsome parasites like the Kardashians and Trump would go toward paying librarians and teachers a decent salary and giving them safety and security for dealing with the increasingly crazy public.
The creepiest time I ever got hit on there was when a guy asked if we had any movies about morgues. He looked like a member of the Leatherface family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I asked if he was looking for a feature film, or maybe a documentary? He said, "Anything." While I was searching in our database, he said, "Heh heh, you're pretty."
In other words, "I'd like to see your skin hanging on my bedroom wall."
That's nothing. I have to walk in the annual Town and Country Days Parade every year! I also, ALSO, have to call up all the kids who signed up for the parade and see if they still plan to march.
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In the just world, the riches enjoyed by loathsome parasites like the Kardashians and Trump would go toward paying librarians and teachers a decent salary and giving them safety and security for dealing with the increasingly crazy public.
The creepiest time I ever got hit on there was when a guy asked if we had any movies about morgues. He looked like a member of the Leatherface family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I asked if he was looking for a feature film, or maybe a documentary? He said, "Anything." While I was searching in our database, he said, "Heh heh, you're pretty."
In other words, "I'd like to see your skin hanging on my bedroom wall."
No, not creepy at all.
Jeff
Shades of Noreen Shaw.
My exact thought, Cap'n.
That's nothing. I have to walk in the annual Town and Country Days Parade every year! I also, ALSO, have to call up all the kids who signed up for the parade and see if they still plan to march.
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