First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

The Brooklyn Paper: “This old lady was trashing the place,” said Noreen Monier, who owns Tops Restaurant & Bar Supply on Third Avenue between 80th and 81st streets. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength. She said, ‘I’ll stop when I’m good and ready.’ ”

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.