Saturday, March 19, 2011

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

CBS Dallas / Fort Worth: "When rescuers went to the bathroom, they found something unexpected. “A 69-year-old female, sitting on the toilet, with a toilet paper holder impaled in her neck,” explained Dallas Fire Rescue Public Information Officer Jason Evans."


Susan R. Cooper said...

Okay, maybe a stupid question: Was she dead? And if so, was there a man standing in the bathtub holding a roll of toilet paper?

Unknown said...

I report, you decide.