And Stay off His Lawn!

Villager disrupts nude photo shoot | Quirky News | Orange UK: "A naked photo shoot in China was disrupted when an outraged local villager began attacking photographers.
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Then several hours into the photo shoot a local pensioner, armed with a tree branch, made his disapproval clear when he attacked the photographers.

The man, Shen Guoxian, 60, said: 'These people are here to shoot naked pictures, which is too dirty and polluting to the environment. It damaged the family bonds in the village.'"

Hat tip to Jeff "Hand Me That Tree Branch" Meyerson.