Florida vampire to run for president | Tampa Bay, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Sarasota | WTSP.com 10 Connects: "TAMPA, Florida - Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.
Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.
'I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006,' said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. 'It's good to be me.'
'The Impaler' claims he's a direct descendant of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula."
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