State and Regional News : Knoxville News Sentinel: "DAYTON, Tenn. - Icy roads and frigid temperatures are one thing, but schools in Rhea County closed for a half day today due to an offensive odor from chicken manure at a farm near the high school.
District officials said the 'very distinct odor' forced them to close all schools due to bus schedules."
No kidding. It really is the plot. I turned in the book last month. The title? No Les, No More.
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What's the problem. We used to revel in the fresh of chicken manure. Be damned if we aint becoming weak in our urbanized ways.
- Lawrence
In my desire to sound too uneducated I left out the word "smell" after the word "fresh." Chicken manure is, by the way, being used as a beauty product in India and Louisville, Kentucky.
The smell was pretty bad--kids were throwing up. I even heard that the nitrogen the manure let off set off a security alert--well, think about it!
You people weren't even there!
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