Saturday, August 16, 2008

I'm shocked. Shocked!

Bigfoot fails DNA test | Science & Health | Reuters: "PALO ALTO, California (Reuters) - Bigfoot remains as elusive as ever.

Results from tests on genetic material from alleged remains of one of the mythical half-ape and half-human creatures, made public at a news conference on Friday held after the claimed discovery swept the Internet, failed to prove its existence."


Ivan G. Shreve, Jr. said...

I saw the two mooks who allegedly caught the "sasquatch" (in this instance, Georgia leads the way) on Countdown last night. When one of them was asked a particularly difficult question, I noticed that his eyes darted from left to right while he was answering it. I didn't need to see a DNA test to realize this numbnut was lying on national TV.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Maybe it ws the DNA from an alien. I often confuse the two.

And I hate to say it, but there is no Bigfoot.

Dan said...

A possum that ealks like a man?!? OMG! They killed Pogo!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was just a real, real, real big possum. Or a man in a possum coat.