Sunday, August 19, 2007

Another Good Argument for Reading the Insructions Carefully

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover | "A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions.

The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production."


Randy Johnson said...


Cap'n Bob said...

I hate when that happens.

Peter Rozovsky said...

He misread the super-glue instructions? Does that mean he missed the "Don't" that was right there before the "glue your penis to a vacuum cleaner"?

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