Sunday, July 08, 2007

Have They Checked in the Millenium Falcon? - Chewbacca Assaults Marilyn At Kodak Theater
(CBS) HOLLYWOOD, Calif. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually assaulted a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then evaded arrest, police said.

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.

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Graham Powell said...

Did you know that the real Chewbacca lives right down the road from me, in Granbury? A cool guy, from what I've heard.

Bill Crider said...

He was a guest at Aggiecon last year.