Tuesday, September 12, 2006

This Might Not Be True . . .

. . . but if one can't believe The Sun, whom can one believe?

The Sun, September 12, 2006

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

1 comment:

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Let her have it. At least she waited until he was dead, which was more than Lorena Bobbit did.