Friday, November 25, 2005

This NOT from the Weekly World News

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."


Anonymous said...

I knew there was going to be an Independence Day 2! Now we know the plot.

Brent McKee said...

No Canadian has taken any word to pass between the lips of Paul Hellyer seriously in over thirty years. It should have been much longer - if people would have regarded him as we do now fifty years ago my country would ahave a functional military. (You can tell I hate the man, but he really has always been an idiot.)

tim gueguen said...

Heh, small world, seeing Brent comment here.

Cap'n Bob said...

A politician who's off his chump? Who would have thought such a thing is possible?