Thursday, June 02, 2005

Why Wasn't I in the Loop?

CMT.com: Seeking Vice President, CMT DUKES OF HAZZARD INSTITUTE: "The job responsibilities for the Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute are:

* watch The Dukes of Hazzard every weeknight on CMT;
* know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, 'Good Ol' Boys,' written and performed on the series by the legendary Waylon Jennings;
* serve as media expert on The Dukes of Hazzard for the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute: must be available for TV, radio and newspaper interviews to share passion for The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
* write the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com;
* be passionate about The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
* make appearances at special events such as Dukesfest 2005 in Bristol, Tenn., (June 4-5, 2005).

As you can see, Art Scott, E.O.T.U., wasn't joking, and neither was the NY POST. But why didn't anybody tell me about this job when there was still time to apply?

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