Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Why Use Tinfoil?

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Via Jayme Blashke's Gibberish comes this link to an important webpage that explains how to construct a "thought screen helmet that stops aliens from abducting humans." In case you're skeptical, "It's a tested device that works." And there's no tinfoil involved. You can make your helmet from Velostat for a mere $35 if you buy the material by the yard. Click the link to learn more and maybe save yourself an embarrassing anal probe like the one Cartman got on South Park.

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