Wednesday, March 23, 2016

First It Was the Thin Mint Melee . . .

. . . and now it's the fast food, fork fight!

6 comments:

Deb said...

Wait--hitting someone with a burrito is now a felony?

Deb said...

Also, the fight was about his desire to go out drinking. Well, based on his mugshot, color me surprised.

/And that's a hard 51; but I probably wouldn't look my best with a fork embedded in my hand.

Bill Crider said...

Better lay off hitting people with burritos, although maybe in Louisiana it's not a felony. Beignets, though, would be.

Deb said...

When I got home today, I had two scam phone calls on my answering machine, informing me that "the county sheriff was on the way to your house to arrest you for five outstanding felonies." Because I live in a state that doesn't have counties, I was pretty sure I was safe from a county sheriff, but now I worry that I might have hit someone with a burrito (five times, apparently).

Bill Crider said...

But it was obviously in another state. Fight extradition, would be my advice.

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

Save the Chalupa (tm)!