Wait--hitting someone with a burrito is now a felony?
Also, the fight was about his desire to go out drinking. Well, based on his mugshot, color me surprised./And that's a hard 51; but I probably wouldn't look my best with a fork embedded in my hand.
Better lay off hitting people with burritos, although maybe in Louisiana it's not a felony. Beignets, though, would be.
When I got home today, I had two scam phone calls on my answering machine, informing me that "the county sheriff was on the way to your house to arrest you for five outstanding felonies." Because I live in a state that doesn't have counties, I was pretty sure I was safe from a county sheriff, but now I worry that I might have hit someone with a burrito (five times, apparently).
But it was obviously in another state. Fight extradition, would be my advice.
Save the Chalupa (tm)!
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