Thursday, November 17, 2011

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

UC man facing assault charge after allegedly hitting mom with ham

4 comments:

  1. Ah, but was it a frozen ham? That would be dangerous. Not that a thawed one wouldn't be, but . . .

    I still want to read something about someone using a turkey leg as a cosh.

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  2. Anonymous12:59 PM

    When hams are outlawed only criminals will have hams.

    Jeff

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  3. Wasn't it Roald Dahl who wrote the story about the woman who bashed her husband's head in with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked the murder weapon and served it to the cops investigating the case?

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  4. Yes, and it became a memorable episode of a Hitchcock Presents, too.

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