Ah, but was it a frozen ham? That would be dangerous. Not that a thawed one wouldn't be, but . . .I still want to read something about someone using a turkey leg as a cosh.
When hams are outlawed only criminals will have hams.Jeff
Wasn't it Roald Dahl who wrote the story about the woman who bashed her husband's head in with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked the murder weapon and served it to the cops investigating the case?
Yes, and it became a memorable episode of a Hitchcock Presents, too.
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