Thursday, November 17, 2011

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

UC man facing assault charge after allegedly hitting mom with ham

4 comments:

Marsdon said...

Ah, but was it a frozen ham? That would be dangerous. Not that a thawed one wouldn't be, but . . .

I still want to read something about someone using a turkey leg as a cosh.

Anonymous said...

When hams are outlawed only criminals will have hams.

Jeff

Brent McKee said...

Wasn't it Roald Dahl who wrote the story about the woman who bashed her husband's head in with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked the murder weapon and served it to the cops investigating the case?

Bill Crider said...

Yes, and it became a memorable episode of a Hitchcock Presents, too.