If I haven't said it before, it's time to say it now. Ramble House publishes the kind of books you absolutely can't find anywhere else. The Fangs of Suet Pudding is a perfect example. It's amazing stuff, and it got my attention with this dialogue exchange on page 1:
"Who are you?" I whispered.
"A burglar," he hissed.
Well, there you are. And it just gets better. 'Nuff said.