Friday, December 12, 2008

This Just In

Doctor's Advice: Leave the Toilet Seat Up - Yahoo! News: "One of the longest-running spousal debates may now be settled in favor of men and for the sake of little boys.

Leave the toilet seat up, some British doctors now say. The reason: a rising trend for heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seats to fall down onto the penises of unsuspecting (and just potty-trained) toddlers."

4 comments:

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Hey, me and Stilwell aren't toddlers.

I got in the habit of closing the lid when the girls were small so they wouldn't pitch in head first and drown.

Karin M said...

That doesn't make sense. Girls and women will put the seat down anyway.

How's this for a better idea: teach boys to sit down to pee! No more putting the seat up and down.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I say for the guys' sake, we get rid of zippers, too. That's the kind of ouch you don't want to experience. When the only thing to do is take the member and the zipper in hand and pull, that's crucial. No more zippers, please. Take them away today.

Karin, do women have any kind of hopefully-only-once-in-a-lifetime clothing experiences?

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

I've always wondered why they don't install urinals in homes.