Sunday, September 02, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith Update

Anna Nicole Smith book claims Birkhead & Stern were lovers; cut deal on baby, estate: "An explosive tell-all book about Anna Nicole Smith's sad demise alleges the two men who battled for custody of her baby girl and control of her fortune were gay lovers.

The bombshell allegations about the steamy relationship between the former Playboy Playmate's longtime companion Howard K. Stern and her baby's biological father, Larry Birkhead, come to light in 'Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death.'

Sordid passages in the soon-to-be released book by former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby describe how Anna Nicole and her friend allegedly caught Stern and Birkhead with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles in a Los Angeles home."

4 comments:

  1. If this Birkhead-Stern thing isn't true I hope they sue the publishers out of business. I once ghosted a book along these lines and so I understand how desperate publishers are to get a "hook." Anything that'll get you promo. I'm serious here--I don't believe that J. Edgar Hoover was a cross-dresser or that Errol Flynn was a gay Nazi spy or that James Dean saw his own ghost the night before he died. (On the other hand I do believe that JFK and Elvis are chasing chicks down South American Way.) All made up to sell books. Charles Higham, who is actually a passing fair film critic, had a long run writing this kind of crap. Keep in mind that Rita Cosby, the author of this tome, is out of work. Dead people can't sue. But live people sure can. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. If she's basing this on flimsy info she's in big trouble. She'll have to go on pay per view and mud wrestle Nancy Grace.

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  2. Birkhead says he's going to sue. The Anna Nicole soap opera never ends.

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  3. gomer9:54 AM

    Only I have the real scoop on this matter. I too am a ghost writer and I am going to ghost write my own book about all off this. This should, according to one of my theories, produce an actual ghost book which will not be visible to anyone in this dimension. It will only be visible to the dead, and only the dead will be able to read it. And they will certainly get an eyefull. Or a worm-filled socket full, I should say. First of all, Anna Nicole Smith and Nancy Grace are the same person. Nancy Grace is also Tori Spelling. Second, nobody would pay to see Nancy Grace and Rita Cole mud wrestle. But I for one would pay to see them oil wrestle nude to mutual orgasm. So let's get that straight going out the gate. Or from the get-go. Whichever of those two fantastic expressions you prefer. Third, not only was J. Edgar Hoover a cross dresser, Anna Nicole Smith designed some of his clothes. Especially the red evening gown which I have worn myselef and find personally very fetching. Fourth, Elvis and JFK are not chasing chicks down South American Way they are chasing each other. Just as they were doing when they were alive. It is sick and shocking and totally at odds with our precious impressions of these two but that changes nothing. The real truth of this horrible tragedy regarding the woman who holds a premier position on this site is this: Anna Nicole's breasts were filled with material siezed and melted down into liquid from the Rockwell incident. Every time she was photographed emanations from inside her breasts would impact the film surface which could be detected and decoded later off the published page by men in adjoining bathroom stalls at Area 51. Once the data was retrieved these men would send hand signals back and forth to each other, near the floor, to verify that both had retrieved the information correctly. The information was, (and still is, since Nancy Grace is clearly - well, maybe not CLEARLY - still alive) germain and pertinent to propellants and weapons systems peculiar to the art and science of space warfare. A race of aliens on the verge of destruction are desperately trying to engage our aid in a final defensive stand against a coming onslaught by yet a different alien race determined to extinguish the race now "allied" with us and who are even now enroute to earth for the final assault on our "friends." Anna Nicole Smith was, and still is via Nancy Grace, essential to the coming interstellar war effort. Just like her breasts, this is bigger than anyone can imagine. There is just so much more to tell. But I need to rest now. I feel so sleepy for some reason. Please excuse me for a moment, I think there is someone at the d

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  4. This is possibly the most logical and well thought-out theory on the matter so far.

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