BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
She's writing back to her fans, Bill! Here's your chance to get closer to her. May I suggest sending her a copy of all your blogs in support of her? Maybe she'll pick you to ghost her autobiography, which of course will require the two of you to be cloastered in some secluded hideaway for "extensive consultations." Yowza!
Wait a minute. This says Elliot Minz is still her spokesperson. Wasn't he the fall guy who got the can for failing to explain in little, one-syllable words Paris could understand that she couldn't drive a car with a suspended license?
Minz was rehired a few days later.