Thursday, July 06, 2006

Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret

Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret: "The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material."

5 comments:

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

It ain't paranoia if everyone's out to get you...

What the hell do they do if Bush goes to a ball game or a concert? Does the presidential limo tow a porta-john strapped down with bungee cords on a snowmobile trailer?

Bill said...

I'm not even sure this is true. But I thought it was funny.

Pat B. said...

That do beat all. Bet his potty hasn't had this much attention since he was 2 years old.

I wonder what they do about sexual ... uh ... ah ... or do you think sex has been suspended for the duration?

And didn't Bush the First urp all over the prime minister of Japan? I wonder what they did with that mess?

I mean, this could get really interesting ... uh ... ah ... disgusting.

And speaking of garbage, I watched the old Gable-Lancaster movie "Run Silent, Run Deep" the other night.

An interesting little part of the plot was that Tokyo
Rose was getting personal information from the sub's garbage bags -- which were being picked up by local fishermen.

Wonderful agents, fishermen. They're always there and they look so harmless.

Just like dog walkers.
As somebody said -- I think it was Stephen Booth -- the bodies are always discovered by people walking their dogs.

Have a great ConMisterio, Bill!

Pat Browning

Bill said...

I remember that movie!

I'm looking forward to ConMisterio. Aren't you coming?

Jeff Meyerson said...

Just like dog walkers.
As somebody said -- I think it was Stephen Booth -- the bodies are always discovered by people walking their dogs.


Good point, Pat! I've been reading a lot of Peter Turnbull stories lately and a dogwalker always discovers the bodies!

As to the "main" story here, (1) I find it very hard to believe and (2) I guess this is what they did with New York's anti-terrorism money while people are planning to blow up the Holland Tunnel. Great.

Bush's crap comes first.