Wednesday, November 21, 2012

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Clogged toilet led to shooting in Lacey area, sheriff's office says 

Oops

Bad news Scotty: Star Trek-style 'warp drive' systems could turn spacecraft into Death Stars which destroy planets on arrival

Song of the Day

Andrews Sisters - Rum And Coca Cola - YouTube:

Top 10 Iconic Junk Foods

Top 10 Iconic Junk Foods

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PSA

Judy and I will out and about for a few days, and I'll have limited Internet access most of the time.  The blog will soldier on with some scheduled posts, and I'll try to drop in from time to time.  

This year Thanksgiving falls on a momentous date.  It's the date of the Kennedy assassination, of course, but it's also the date of my mother's birthday.  So I thought it would be nice to post a photo of her by way of remembrance.  I sure miss her.

Or Maybe You Did

27 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names

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Anonymous, I Worked for Lucky Luciano, Avon, 1954

The Next Big Thing

The Next Big Thing is a blog project designed to help writers get the word out about their latest works.  I'll be tagging five writers at the end of those Q&A, and they'll be doing their own blogs about their work next week.  Check 'em all out.

1.  What is the working title of your next book?
      It's Compound Murder.  It's coming next August from St. Martin's, and I'm pretty sure the title is set.  

2.  Where did the idea for the book come from?
      The book is part of the Sheriff Dan Rhodes series, and I started thinking that there was probably at least one person in Blacklin County who didn't think much of having the government interfere in his life.  So I took off from there.  I think I have the idea worked out pretty well, but we'll see.

3.  What genre does your book fall under?
      Like all the other Sheriff Rhodes books, this one's a crime novel.  I don't think it's a cozy, but on the other hand it's not hardboiled either.  One of my agents once told me that I'd invented my own genre, the hardboiled cozy.  I'll take that.

4.  What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie?
     For Sheriff Rhodes I'd pick either Tommy Lee Jones or Matthew McConaughey.  Either one could do the humor, and neither would have to fake the accent.

5.  What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?
      Small-town murder is a big-time problem.

6.  Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?
     This one will be published by St. Martin's as mentioned above.  I'm represented by an agent, but I do some self-publishing, too.  I'm writing books as Colby Jackson (along with Mel Odom and James Reasoner) for the Rancho Diablo series of eBooks.

7.  How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?
      I've slowed down a lot these days.  I used to work very quickly, but now it takes me several months to get a book done.  About four months for Compound Murder.

8.  What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
     What I usually say when people ask me that question is that there are no other books like mine, mainly because I'm a pretty weird guy.  So I'll stick with that answer.

9.  Who or what inspired you to write this book?
      I don't usually wait for inspiration.  For this book, I had a contract to fulfill.  The contract calls for an untitled book in the Sheriff Dan Rhodes series, so as usual I thought for a few days about what might work, came up with an idea, and started writing.  Sometimes things other people say will give me an idea, and I already know what the next book after Compound Murder will be about, thanks to something someone suggested to me, more less in fun.  I thought it would be fun, and I'm going to give it a shot.
  
10.  What else about the book might pique a reader's interest?
        Sex!  Violence!  Sudden death!

One week from today, be sure to check out what Kevin Tipple, Mel Odom, Sharon Wildwind, Jochem Vandersteen, and Troy Smith have to say in answer to these questions, too.

Bad Sex in Literature Short List

Did Tom Wolfe Write the Year’s Worst Sex Scene?

Machu Picchu Update

Machu Picchu: The world’s highest resolution image released 

Soon We'll Have No Personal Freedoms Left at All

Judge Won't Let Murderer Wear Pimp Coat to Sentencing 

4 Early American Politicians Rocked by Sex Scandals

4 Early American Politicians Rocked by Sex Scandals

Edward S. Aarons and the Sam Durell / Assignment Series of Spy Novels

Existential Ennui: Edward S. Aarons and the Sam Durell / Assignment Series of Spy Novels (Gold Medal, Coronet, Herbert Jenkins, 1950s/60s/70s)

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Citizens rush council members as chaos erupts at Newark City Hall meeting 

We Guys Knew this All Along

Are men less obsessed with sex than we think? Psychologist argues stereotype of dirty-minded men is a myth 

Starship Troopers

Starship Troopers - Movie Trailer - 1997 - YouTube:

S.O.S. Coast Guard

CLIFFHANGERS: 1937 S.O.S. COAST GUARD TRAILER - YouTube:

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

A Guide To Paris Hilton's Music Career

A Guide To Paris Hilton's Music Career

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Keith Macdonald: Love-rat dad of nine children to eight women who headbutted ex-girlfriend in row over cheese toastie jailed for just 20 days

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Online Athens: Meredith Grayson Watson, of Hiawassee Avenue, got into an argument with his wife at the Roadhouse on North Lumpkin Street, then went outside and held a Taser as if it were his penis and discharged it at passersby, Athens-Clarke police said.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Corpus Christi police: Man drives SUV Monday through strip club wall 

And It's Not about Basketball

Earliest Hitchcock film now streaming 

Signed Books for Christmas?

I know what you're thinking.  You don't want to fight the Black Friday crowd, but you want some great but inexpensive gifts.  I'm here to help.  A signed book would make a great Christmas gift for everyone on your list, especially if the book was written and signed by me.  So here's what you need to do.  Let the folks at Murder by the Book know what you're looking for.  I'll be signing there on December 8, and I'll be more than happy to personalize books for you and your friends.  You can't go wrong. If I sell enough books, maybe I can even afford that new Aston-Martin I've been needing.

Song of the Day

Gene Pitney - Mecca..w/ LYRICS - YouTube:

PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Attention to Books of Interest

Branham's Due (Holt County)Branham's Due (Holt County): Richard Prosch: Amazon.com: Kindle Store: Holt County, Nebraska, 1881. Deputy sheriff Whit Branham sets out alone to bring in a scurvy killer, but will surprise alone be an advantage? Armed with his trusty Stevens 10-gauge and some hard won experience, even Branham isn't above giving the devil his due. This 3,000 word short story introduces Branham and is followed by a 2,000 word sneak peek at the deputy’s upcoming adventure, HOLT COUNTY LAW, a brand new novella slated for December.

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Bram Stoker: Walt Whitman's #1 Fan

When Bram Met Walt

SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

“From Noir to Julius” (by Dave Zeltserman)

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Alan Hynd, We are the Public Enemies, Gold Medal, 1949

'Frankenturkey' attacks in Connecticut

As Thanksgiving nears, 'Frankenturkey' attacks in Connecticut

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

15 Hilariously Negative Early Reviews of Classic Albums

15 Hilariously Negative Early Reviews of Classic Albums

Gator Update (Fence Climbing Edition)

Determined gator tries to reach the woods by climbing barbed wire fence

Photo at the link.
Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Justin Bieber comment leads to assault: The nephew then became angry, slammed down a plate of chili fries, and told his uncle he would beat him up.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Why Coke Cost A Nickel For 70 Years

Why Coke Cost A Nickel For 70 Years

Bonnie Lynn Fields, R. I. P.

latimes.com: Bonnie Lynn Fields, who danced and sang her way into pop-culture posterity as one of Walt Disney's Mouseketeers, died Saturday in Richmond, Ind. She was 68.

Hat tip to Toby O'Brien.

5 Everyday Things That Can Literally Drive You Crazy

5 Everyday Things That Can Literally Drive You Crazy

John Keats's Porridge: The Favorite Recipes of Beloved Poets

John Keats's Porridge: The Favorite Recipes of Beloved Poets

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

CultureMap Houston: Not since Pee-wee Herman asked to see the basement at the Alamo have workers at the Texas landmark witnessed this much confusion. 

The San Antonio Police Department (SAPD) is investigating a possible theft from an Alamo office, where some believe an original copy of the Texas Declaration of Independence was swapped with a fake. Here's the catch — leaders at the historic site never knew this original copy of the document ever existed.

Overlooked Movies: Casino Royale (1967)

You don't hear much about this James Bond movie in all the celebration that's going on because of the 50th anniversary the beginning of the film series.  I don't know the whole story behind the film, but apparently the makers of the other movies didn't own the rights to the novel version of Casino Royale.  So in 1967 we got the goofiest Bond movie of all time.

Many directors and writers, both credited and uncredited, worked on the movie.  It's sort of as if they tossed the book into a blender, put the parts together at random, and tried to make a spoof of the other James Bond film.  David Niven, as Bond, becomes head of MI6, and to fool SMERSH, he names all the other agents James Bond.  See the trailer above for the results.  Yes, even Woody Allen and Ursula Andress.  To try to describe the plot wouldn't do much good. 

The best thing about it might be the theme, maybe my favorite Bond theme of all, even if it's not official.  The movie, though, is a mess.  It's an entertaining mess at times, but the times are few.

Casino Royale

Casino Royale (1967) Trailer - YouTube:

Monday, November 19, 2012

Even apes have 'midlife crises,' study finds

SFGate: "I believe no ape has ever purchased a sports car," said Andrew Oswald, an author of the study. But researchers report that captive chimps and orangutans do show the same low ebb in emotional well-being at midlife that some studies find in people.

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Will the Persecution Never End?

Paris Hilton sparks outrage as she opens store in Mecca, Saudi Arabia

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Boris Strugatsky, R. I. P

Russian sci-fi author Boris Strugatsky dies: Russian writer Boris Strugatsky, famous for co-authoring Soviet-era science-fiction novels critical of the authorities with his late brother Arkady, passed away on Monday at 79, his foundation said.

Link via SF Signal.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Man Stabbed At Redwood City Baptism Party 

Song of the Day

I Think We`re Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells - YouTube:

Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore - Robin Sloan

Clay Jannon's out of work, having lost his job with a designer bagel start-up.  He's about to give up hope when he happens on Mr. Penumbra's 24-hour Bookstore and gets a job as a clerk.  It's an odd store.  There are "normal" books, but there are also books that are assigned numbers and that are given to odd customers who don't pay for them but who turn in other books instead.  Before long Jannon is involved in code-breaking, a cult that finances itself by selling a font, and a woman who works for Google.  

There's more.  A lot more, including the books that Jannon and his friend Neal loved as a kid, The Dragon-Song Chronicles, which it might not surprise you to discover are more than they seemed.

This novel is sort of a love song to books and technology, and Robin Sloan obviously loves both.  Google-haters might as well not even open the book.  They'll be gnashing their teeth well before the ending.

I enjoyed Sloan's writing and sense of humor, I liked his nods to Dashiell Hammett and others, I liked what he says about physical books and their pleasures, and I got a kick out of his weird plot.  I can see why some might not, but it worked for me.  Check it out and see what you think. 

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Lucille Bliss, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: Lucille Bliss, who provided the cute, husky voice for the title character in the groundbreaking television cartoon series “Crusader Rabbit” in 1949, and later for Smurfette on the 1980s series “The Smurfs,” died on Nov. 8 in Costa Mesa, Calif. She was 96.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

11 Weirdly Spelled Words—And How They Got That Way

11 Weirdly Spelled Words—And How They Got That Way

The 100 Best Films Of World Cinema

The 100 Best Films Of World Cinema 

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Michael Kurland, Transmission Error, Jove, 1978

Obligatory Twinkies Post

5 movies where Twinkies played a supporting role 

Billy Scott, R. I. P.

WBTW: Friends gathered Sunday afternoon at Duck's Beach Club in North Myrtle Beach to honor the late Billy Scott. 

The singer, well-known across North and South Carolina for his beach music, lost his battle with cancer on Saturday.

Criminal Genius of the Day

Bungling Burglar Leaves Car, iPad at Scene: In what Los Angeles police are calling a study in how to get caught, a bungling burglar left footprints, fingerprints, and even photos of himself at an Arleta home.

Alien Lizard Attack WBAGNFARB

Woman predicting alien lizard attack on Earth registers a political party

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson

Bibliomat

Bibliomat: a vending machine for random rare and antiquarian books (with satisfying clunk)

Margaret Yorke, R.I.P.

Mystery Fanfare: Margaret Yorke: R.I.P.

Tycho Brahe Update

New Findings on Tycho Brahe's Death

The Patron Saint of the Internet

Neatorama: Pope John Paul II nominated Saint Isidore of Seville to be the patron saint of the internet, although the Vatican has not officially designated him so …yet. These things take time. Why St. Saint Isidore?

Break Out the Cooking Utensils

Best alligator recipes

Bowery Buckaroos

Bowery Buckaroos (1947) trailer - YouTube:

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Song of the Day

Sugar On Sunday - The Clique - YouTube:

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Ten Ridiculous Japanese Monsters

Ten Ridiculous Japanese Monsters 

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Jack Finney, Good Neighbor Sam, Pocket Books, 1964

Top 10 Most Guarded Places on Earth

Top 10 Most Guarded Places on Earth 

Comic Strip of the Day

Link.

Or Maybe Not

10 Notorious Literary Slogs That Are Worth the Effort

5 Artifacts That Will Shatter Your Image of the Middle Ages

5 Artifacts That Will Shatter Your Image of the Middle Ages

I Miss the Old Days

Watches from the '80s

Jinx Money

JINX MONEY 1948 TRAILER THE BOWERY BOYS - YouTube:

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Song of the Day

Gabriel & The Angels.....That's Life (that's tough) - YouTube:

Wanna Win a Book?

Wearing Three Hats ~ LIVIA J. WASHBURN - Petticoats & Pistols at Petticoats & Pistols: I would love to hear thoughts about this holiday anthology and one reader who comments will be randomly selected to win a trade paperback of SIX-GUNS AND SLAY BELLS: A CREEPY COWBOY CHRISTMAS. Good luck!

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Anna Nicole Smith Update

Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter to model

Star Wars figures, dominoes enter Toy Hall of Fame

Star Wars figures, dominoes enter Toy Hall of Fame

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

Marilyn Monroe with the Marines in Korea

Marilyn Monroe with the Marines in Korea

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Frances & Richard Lockridge, Case of the Murdered Redhead, Avon, 1958

Time Stands Still: The Psychology of Casinos

Time Stands Still: The Psychology of Casinos 

The Top 25 Innovations of the Last 25 Years

The Top 25 Innovations of the Last 25 Years 

Phoenix Leads the Way

Phoenix alligator may be 1st in the world to get prosthetic tail 

Gator Fans, Take Note

The Cap'n's Blog: Kit of the Day, Bill Crider Edition

Ooooooooklahoma!

Oklahoma Ten Commandments monument installed with spelling mistakes

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Female principal 'beat up former co-worker in school parking lot after Homecoming football game' 

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

9 Legendary Monsters of North America: Part Three

9 Legendary Monsters of North America: Part Three 

Clipped Wings

Clipped Wings (1953) trailer - YouTube:

Friday, November 16, 2012

Gallery of over 1000 beautiful vintage movie posters on the auction block

Gallery of over 1000 beautiful vintage movie posters on the auction block 

Song of the Day

Leftover Cuties - "Smile Big" - YouTube:

Martin Fay, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: Martin Fay, a classically trained violinist who helped revive traditional Irish music as a founding member of the Chieftains, died on Wednesday in Dublin. He was 76.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

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Paging Seepy Benton

Your Unconscious Brain Can Do Math, Process Language

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Allen O'Quinn, Strangers in my Bed, Gold Medal, 1959

10 Literary Parodies That Work

10 Literary Parodies That Work

Or Maybe You Will

43 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist

The secret behind James Bond's priceless Aston Martin DB 5 stunts: 3D printed models were used for Skyfall's most dangerous scenes | Mail Online

The secret behind James Bond's priceless Aston Martin DB 5 stunts: 3D printed models were used for Skyfall's most dangerous scenes 

9 of the Biggest Trades in Baseball History—And How They Worked Out

9 of the Biggest Trades in Baseball History—And How They Worked Out 

5 Awesome Movie Robots with Inexcusable Design Flaws

5 Awesome Movie Robots with Inexcusable Design Flaws 

Forgotten Books: The Comeback -- Dan J. Marlowe

The other day I mentioned Charles Kelly's excellent biography of Dan J. Marlowe.  It reminded me of the time in Marlowe's life when he was struggling to regain his memory and his writing skills.  It was during this time that he wrote several books for the Fastback Sports line.  Well, maybe calling them books is stretching the point, since they're about 25 short pages long.  Their purpose was to encourage reluctant readers.  I ran across some of these years ago, and naturally I picked them up.

The Comeback has an evocative title if you're familiar with Marlowe's situation.  The protagonist is Lefty Halliday, an ageing pitcher with arm problems.  Because of a lucky accident, the problems seem eased, maybe even gone.  But are they?  

The story's told in Marlowe's vigorous style, and the similarity the pitcher's story to his is obvious.  Marlowe's able to write again, but can he sustain it?  Can he go the full nine innings?  

I enjoy having little curiosities like this in my accumulation, and if I run across any other books in this series by Marlowe, I'll pick them up.  Richard Laymon also wrote some.  They're cheap enough on the 'net if you're interested.

Bowery to Bagdad

Bowery to Bagdad (1955) trailer - YouTube: