Friday, November 18, 2011

Forgotten Books: Hopscotch -- Brian Garfield

Some picky folks have quibbled that the books I mention here aren't really forgotten. Well, sure, not by them. What I mean by "forgotten" is that they're forgotten by most casual readers. I suspect that there are a lot of people who read crime fiction these days who don't even know who Brian Garfield is, and they certainly haven't read his novels. Maybe some of them have seen the movie based on this book, but as is often the case, the movie is very different from the book.

Kendig is a CIA agent (the best who ever did it) who's retired after being forced into taking a desk job. He soon discovers that life has no meaning for him without the game of espionage, so he decides to play again. How? By making the CIA come after him to retire him permanently. That is, if they can catch him. So he writes a tell-all book about the CIA and sends chapters to all the major publishers, worldwide. However, he withholds all the corroborating evidence, with assurances that he'll send it along to the highest bidder. He also sends the chapters to the CIA.

Naturally the agency can't allow the book to be published, so the hopscotch game begins. The agency puts the current best man on the case, with Kendig hopping around the globe, leaving clues so that the game stays interesting for him.

Hopscotch is fine lightweight entertainment. Kendig's schemes work perfectly, and he manages to stay one step ahead of the agency, up until the last 1/3 of the book, when things begin to get a little dicey for him just as he'd decided that he wants to go on living, after all. Along the way there are some amusing comments on publishing, the CIA, the FBI, and other things. Lots of fun.

The Hindenberg

Thursday, November 17, 2011

San Francisco Wants to Lead the Way

SF to Attempt Naked Santa Record

An Offer You Can't Refuse

BISH'S BEAT: FELONY FISTS: FREE BOOK PROMOTION!

Harlan Ellison Update

Harlan Ellison, Lunatic Genius, Rambles About Lusting After Sally Field, Wields a Knife, Accosts 'Assholes' at Cinefamily

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Legislature's mistake jeopardizes license plate law: A Texas law passed on the frantic final day of the legislative session mistakenly omitted the $200 fine for driving a vehicle without license plates, possibly jeopardizing the enforcement of related laws including a ban on false, altered or obscured license plates.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

UC man facing assault charge after allegedly hitting mom with ham

And Keep Off Her Lawn!

Brave Grandma Arrests Robber With His Penis A Ghanaian grandmother has arrested a Nigerian armed robbery suspect by grabbing his ball.

Song of the Day

He Should Have Kept Off His Lawn!

Youth shot after being mistaken for monkey: A YOUTH has been hospitalised after he was shot by a senior citizen who mistook him for a monkey.

Lee Pockriss, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: Lee Pockriss, who wrote the music for midcentury pop hits like “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” “Catch a Falling Star” and “Johnny Angel,” died on Monday at his home in Bridgewater, Conn. He was 87.

Today's Vintage Ad

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Just the Essentials

Police: women steal guns, makeup in burglary

Quote of the Day for November 17, 2011

Quote of the Day for November 17, 2011: “A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”
― Shelby Foote

Another List I'm Not On

NYTimes.com: Jesmyn Ward won the National Book Award for fiction on Wednesday night for “Salvage the Bones,” a haunting tale of the struggles of a 15-year-old pregnant girl as a hurricane bears down on her fictional Gulf Coast town of Bois Sauvage, Miss.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

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L. T. Woodward, M. D. (Robert Silverberg), The Deceivers, Beacon, 1962





One of my Former Places of Residence is Mentioned

Ten Texas Towns That Could Use a Name Change

Criminal Genius of the Day

mcall.com: Philome Cesar, representing himself in a case in which he's charged with robbing 25 area hotels, convenience stores and other businesses in a three-month period last year, asked Daryl Evans to describe what the robber sounded like.

"He sounded like you," said Evans, . . . .

Today's Western Movie Poster

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Courthouse News Service: A Texas appeals court ruled that the owners of a mistakenly euthanized dog can sue to recover the sentimental value of their lost pet, reversing and remanding the ruling of a trial court. The closely reasoned opinion cites more than a century of Texas courts rulings on dogs.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

NY Daily News: A mob rat convicted of beating two pizzeria customers in a “calzone rage” attack will face the same Brooklyn judge Thursday he had previously promised to stay out of trouble, the Daily News has learned.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

History’s 9 Most Notorious Crimes of Passion

History’s 9 Most Notorious Crimes of Passion

It Was His Constitutional Right

Criggo

Airplane II: The Sequel

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Uh-Oh

'Munsters' remake pilot ordered by NBC | Inside TV

Hat tip to John Hall.

No Comment Department

Mail Online: An episode of the BBC's Frozen Planet documentary series that looks at climate change has been scrapped in the U.S., where many are hostile to the idea of global warming.

British viewers will see all seven episodes of the multi-million-pound nature series throughout the Autumn.

But U.S. audiences will not be shown the last episode, which looks at the threat posed by man to the natural world.

It is feared a show that preaches global warming could upset viewers in the U.S., where around half of people do not believe in climate change.

Feeling Safer Now?

USATODAY.com: A bloated bureaucracy with 65,000 workers.

An ineffective agency with 25,000 security breaches in the last decade.

A buyer of inadequate technology, including 500 advanced-imaging technology machines that are "easily thwarted."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Fox News: The Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office is weeks away from launching an unmanned aerial asset to help deputies fight crime. The ShadowHawk helicopter is six-feet long, weighs fifty pounds and fits in the back of an SUV.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Mom, daughter arrested after school cafeteria brawl

PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention

Amazon.com: Gallows Pole eBook: J.D. Rhoades: Kindle Store: Someone is killing entire families, forcing fathers to hang their wives and children before taking their own lives. How does the killer do it? And what is the meaning of the small iron horse the killer leaves at every murder scene? FBI agent Melissa Saxon and her handpicked team are racing against time to solve the mystery before more families die.

Former anti-terrorist operative Colonel Mark Bishop and the survivors of his command think they know. One of their own, a stone killer who calls himself the Hangman, has come out to play, and he's trying to draw out not only Bishop, but his former comrades—the elite anti-terrorist team known as Iron Horse.

Only the Horsemen can stop one of their own. But the team is disbanded, the survivors scattered. Bishop himself is tormented by guilt for the things he had to do to keep one of his men from suffering an agonizing death. Their adversary is not only a skilled assassin, but a master at creating fear. Behind the scenes, shadowy and powerful figures pursue their own plans for Bishop and the Hangman.

Mark Bishop, Melissa Saxon, and the last of the Iron Horsemen will have to use all their courage and every resource, including an array of high-tech weapons, to stop the Hangman. What they have to do will put everything they ever believed in to the ultimate test and push Bishop to the edge of sanity.

What if He Hadn't Skinned It?

Inside Bay Area: A 38-year-old Morgan Hill man has been charged with being high on methamphetamine, owning a stash of sharp cockfighting ankle spikes, and skinning a bobcat before he ate it.

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Song of the Day

Today's Vintage Ad

Hat tip to Art ("You'll put your eye out!") Scott

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Big Lake man charged for attacking snowplow with ax

Karl Slover, R. I. P.

accessAtlanta: Karl Slover, one of the last surviving actors who played Munchkins in the 1939 classic film, "The Wizard of Oz," has died. He was 93.

Why Wyatt Earp is Buried in a Jewish Cemetery

Why Wyatt Earp is Buried in a Jewish Cemetery

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Gary Corbin, Cosa Nostra Circus, Nite Time Books, 1964




The 5 Most Ridiculous Martial Arts Movies Ever

The 5 Most Ridiculous Martial Arts Movies Ever

Facsimile Editions

AbeBooks: Facsimile Editions: Have you ever really wanted a rare book for your collection but the price is too high? Why not go for a facsimile edition? A facsimile edition is when a publisher recreates, with perfect detail, a particular publication. These editions are usually published in limited quantity and can be a fantastic option for collectors who wish to own memorable and beautiful books but cannot stretch to the original edition.

Today's Western Movie Poster

Everybody Needs a Hobby

CNN.com: A historian has been arrested in central Russia after police found the corpses of 29 women, dressed as dolls, in his apartment, authorities said this week.

'City of Crocodiles' Would Be Good Title for a Tarzan Movie

'City of Crocodiles' discovered in northern Colombia

10 Fast Food Items That Were a Total Failure

10 Fast Food Items That Were a Total Failure

20 Academic Conferences That Actually Exist

20 Academic Conferences That Actually Exist

Airplane

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Texas Cop Catches Arrested, Handcuffed Couple Engaged In Sex Act In Back Seat Of Police Car

Oops

wtsp.com: itusville police say a woman was hospitalized Tuesday morning after being run over by her getaway vehicle outside a convenient store, where she's accused of stealing beer.

Mugshot at the link.

Was There Ever any Doubt?

Telegraph: The discovery in Siberia of tree branches twisted together could be proof that Bigfoot really does exist, according to biologists.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Les Daniels, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: Les Daniels, one of the earliest historians of comic books — from the launching (off the doomed planet Krypton) of Superman in 1938 through the countercultural comix movement of the ’60s — and an author of horror novels, died on Nov. 5 at his home in Providence, R.I. He was 68.

I met Daniels at the first World Fantasy Con I attended. I saw him in a restaurant and told him how much I'd enjoyed one of his novels, and we had breakfast together. Nice guy, and I'm sorry he's gone.

8 Ridiculously Expensive Books

8 Ridiculously Expensive Books

Hat tip to George Kelley.

Song of the Day

Audio from 2-Hour Philip K. Dick interview

Incredibly rare Philip K. Dick interview 1979 Santa Ana

Link via SF Signal.

The Cutman -- Jack Tunney (Mel Odom)

I read this one last night. The setting is great, and the first-person narration is right on the money. The final bout between Flynn and Simbari is classic stuff. The fate of the Wide Bertha is riding on the outcome. Great stuff in the pulp tradition.

Amazon.com: THE CUTMAN (FIGHT CARD) eBook: Jack Tunney, Mel Odom, Paul Bishop: Kindle Store: Havana, Cuba. 1954.

Mickey Flynn is an ex-Korean War vet turned merchant marine. He was born in the ghettos of Chicago and raised in an orphanage with his younger brother, Patrick. He was one of several young men who received an education from the nuns at St. Vincent's.

But he was also taught the "sweet science" by Father Tim, a Golden Gloves boxer and retired police officer who only knew one way to bring a troubled boy to manhood. Father Tim worked with his young charges, taught them how to jab and punch and throw a hook that seemed to come out of nowhere. When the young men left St. Vincent's (Our Lady of the Glass Jaw), they were changed, fit and ready to take on the troubles the encountered around the world, no matter where they found them.

Now Mick's in Havana, working on WIDE BERTHA, his ship. After surviving a fierce storm at sea, the last thing Mick and the crew need to do is get crossways with the Italian organized crime flooding Havana, but it doesn't take much to put him in the cross hairs of a vengeful mob boss working for Lucky Luciano.

Unable to get free of bad luck and unfortunate circumstance, Mick ends up in the ring in an illegal boxing match fighting a human killing machine.

The Cat's Table -- Michael Ondaatje

In his "Afterword," Michael Ondaatje says that The Cat's Table isn't a memoir. Since he's the author, he should know. Any writer who mentions The Maltese Falcon and Warren Zevon in an afterword is okay in my book.

The Cat's Table is the story of an 11-year-old boy named Michael, who's telling it from the point of view of the adult he's become. Michael sails from Colombo, Ceylon (the setting is 1954) to England to rejoin his mother, whom he hasn't seen for several years. The trip takes 21 days, and what Michael sees, hears, and experiences will influence him for much longer. He and his two friends, Cassius and Ramadhin, are, because of their youth and social status, practically invisible to the other passengers except for those who sit with them at the Cat's Table, the one as far as it's possible to get from the Captain's Table.

The boys have the free run of the ship, as long as they don't get caught. The see the mysterious prisoner, who's brought on deck in chains only in the middle of the night. They smuggle a dog on board. Michael assists a thief. They dine in a strange garden in the bowels of the ship.

Toward the end of the novel there are a couple of flash-forwards to the near present, as well as a long letter from one of the passengers. The last third has a good deal of melodrama. I like melodrama.

The Cat's Table is an Amazon bestseller, though not on the NYT list as yet. It has an odd, almost dreamlike quality that's probably not for everyone, but it's a nice change of pace from my usual reading.

Today's Vintage Ad

9 Ballsy Real-Life Spies

9 Ballsy Real-Life Spies

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

NBC Dallas-Fort Worth: A Texas state trooper on Monday captured a rattlesnake at an Eastland elementary school -- four days after it bit a second-grader.

Vereen Bell, Swamp Water, Bantam, 1954





Croc Update (Insurance Edition)

AFP: President Barack Obama is expected to receive a warm welcome in Australia Wednesday, but just in case the reception is wilder than expected a firm has offered him insurance against crocodiles.

10 worthy bands snubbed by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

10 worthy bands snubbed by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Houston Press: Okay, this is a weird one. A really weird one, involving accusations of parents smoking weed with children, divorce and remarriage, divided families, indestructible young women, hand grenades, garden hoes, machetes, other assorted weaponry, a Pakistani immigrant and vengeance. Got all that? No? Read on and we will attempt to explain.

Today's Western Movie Poster

40 Great Anthropology Books That Anyone Can Appreciate

40 Great Anthropology Books That Anyone Can Appreciate

Overlooked Movies -- The High and the Mighty

Here's one a lot of people remember, I'm sure, and it was the inspiration for many that came it. When I was a youth, everybody was talking about it and whistling the theme song. It's one of those big Hollywood movies with a big cast, including Robert Stack, who went on to star in Airplane!. In this one, Stack is the pilot who loses it, and Wayne is the First Officer who has to talk him through the crisis (blown engine).

It all probably seems hokey now, and it's too bad that a lot of people who have see Airplane! didn't see this one first, because it's kind of impossible to see this one the same way.

Some of us, though, having seen it on the big screen back in 1954 will never forget those final shots and John Wayne whistling the theme song.

I Thought Sea Monsters Got Her

guardian.co.uk: Jane Austen 'died from arsenic poisoning'

Crime writer Lindsay Ashford bases claim on reading of author's letters and claims murder cannot be ruled out

Hat tip to David Cranmer.

Croc Update (Snooki Edition)

Snooki Sells Crocodiles & Handbags On The Home Shopping Network

The High and the Mighty

Monday, November 14, 2011

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

WLS 890AM: A west suburban woman sprayed a Metra conductor with Mace after refusing to show her train ticket, forcing the train to remain stalled for about 25 minutes during the morning rush Monday, according to police.

Dick Adler, R. I. P.

The Rap Sheet: Dick Adler Passes Away: This is very sad news, indeed. Dick Adler, a former crime-fiction critic for the Chicago Tribune, and a regular contributor to The Rap Sheet, passed away this last weekend at age 74.

This Explains a Lot

Beautiful people more productive: study: Daniel S Hamermesh has studied the economics of beauty for about 20 years. In Beauty Pays, which was published recently by Princeton University Press, he concludes that attractive people enjoy many advantages while those who are less attractive often face discrimination.

Using his research and worldwide studies he's collected, Hamermesh notes that beautiful people are likely to be happier, earn more money, get a bank loan with a lower interest rate and marry a good-looking and highly educated spouse.

And Keep Off His Lawn!

Illinois warehouse worker Max Fabian retires from job... at the age of 102

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

McDonald's Menu Meltdown -The Smoking Gun: The 22-year-old--for some unexplained reason--turned on her boyfriend, biting him on the lip and tearing off his shirt. At some point during her meltdown, Edgell climbed atop the roof of her 40-year-old beau’s car and launched into a loud diatribe about McDonald’s.

Song of the day

PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention

This is a terrific new series, with books to come from a lot of your favorite writers. This one's by Paul Bishop, writing as all the others will be, as Jack Tunney. I'll be reviewing Mel Odom's contribution soon, and you can read James Reasoner's review of this one if you click here.

Amazon.com: Felony Fists (Fight Card) eBook: Jack Tunney, Mel Odom, Paul Bishop: Kindle Store: Los Angeles 1954

Patrick “Felony” Flynn has been fighting all his life. Learning the “sweet science” from Father Tim the fighting priest at St. Vincent’s, the Chicago orphanage where Pat and his older brother Mickey were raised, Pat has battled his way around the world – first with the Navy and now with the Los Angeles Police Department.

Legendary LAPD chief William Parker is on a rampage to clean up both the department and the city. His elite crew of detectives known as The Hat Squad is his blunt instrument – dedicated, honest, and fearless. Promotion from patrol to detective is Pat’s goal, but he also yearns to be one of the elite.

And his fists are going to give him the chance.

Gangster Mickey Cohen runs LA’s rackets, and murderous heavyweight Solomon King is Cohen’s key to taking over the fight game. Chief Parker wants wants Patrick “Felony” Flynn to stop him – a tall order for middleweight ship’s champion with no professional record.

Leading with his chin, and with his partner, LA’s first black detective Tombstone Jones, covering his back, Patrick Flynn and his Felony Fists are about to fight for his future, the future of the department, and the future of Los Angeles.

Today's Vintage Ad

Hat tip to Art Scott.

11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard

11 Sounds That Your Kids Have Probably Never Heard

PaperBack


Lawrence Evans, River of Eyes (Crocodile Fever), Popular Library Eagle Books, 1955





Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

'Hyde Park Tire Slasher' sentenced to 10 years: When asked about it on the stand, Kelly said, "Ok, I'm going to tell you the truth on this one. It doesn't sound right, but it is. I have had hemorrhoids at that time, super duper bad."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Today's Experiment

In an effort to push some books on Amazon, I'm going to ask a favor of everybody who has a few seconds to spare. Please click this link to the Amazon page for A Vampire Named Fred. Right under the title you'll see a "Like" button. Click on it. That's all there is to it. I'm hoping to get a bunch of "Likes" and see if that will help. Thanks.

Make Your Reservations Now

London 2012 Olympics: Queen to rent out St James' Palace room for 30k a day

Today's Western Movie Poster

Six writers and their book-collecting habits

Unpacking my library: Six writers and their book-collecting habits

Link via SF Signal.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Texas woman charged with buying 7-week-old baby for $2000 using payment plan

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

How True

Quote of the Day for November 13, 2011: “Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
― Henry Ward Beecher

I Found a Penny in the Street Last Week

'Storage Wars' Stars Uncover Real-Life Pirates' Chest Filled with $500,000 in Gold

The Concorde: Airport '79

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Doyle Bramhall, R. I. P.

RIP Doyle Bramhall, Austin Blues Legend

Airport '77 Trailer

New Story at BEAT to a PULP

BEAT to a PULP :: In the Hard Nowhere :: Chris Rhatigan

20 Inanimate Objects That Stole the Show in Movies

20 Inanimate Objects That Stole the Show in Movies

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Ex-boyfriend charged with breaking in, lighting ironing board on fire

Classic mug shot at the link.

Today's Vintage Ad

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Top 10 Horror Movies Of The Last Decade

Top 10 Horror Movies Of The Last Decade

Link via SF Signal.

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Brad Lang, Crockett on the Loose, Leisure Books, 1975

Lang's website is here, and it has links to several other great sites of his, including Hardboiled Heaven. Highly recommended.


A Collection of Rejected Titles for Classic Books

A Collection of Rejected Titles for Classic Books

Link via SF Signal.

6 Dangerous Toys of the '90s

6 Dangerous Toys of the '90s

Today's Western Movie Poster

Gator Update (Vet Trip Edition)

Pocono alligators dress up for plane trip to Wisconsin veterinarian

Photo at the link. Any resemblance to Bill Belichick is purely coincidental.

A Christmas Story Cookie Cutter

A Christmas Story Cookie Cutter

I'm Shocked! -- Shocked!

10 Major Campaign Promises That Were Broken in Office