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Report: Dallas faces stripper shortage before Super Bowl XLV - NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN: "Dallas-area strip clubs, expecting a boom in lusting patrons, are scrambling for exotic dancers to meet the expected onslaught, TMZ reported Thursday.

Showtime Cabaret’s John Walsh told TMZ his establishment is looking for an additional 100 to 120 lap dancers for the big football weekend.

One advertisement says, “We Want You!! Ladies, are you coming to [Dallas-Fort Worth] for the big game week? Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in?”

Walsh said the 60 or so Dallas-area strip clubs will require approximately 10,000 strippers combined."

Hat tip to Art Scott.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

That's what happens when you hire a California p. i.

NFL Laptops Stolen at Dallas Convention Center | NBC Dallas-Fort Worth: "Two laptops and an iPad that may have secure Super Bowl information were stolen at the Dallas Convention Center this weekend.

The items belong to a private investigator and security consultant based in California. Sources say the company was hired to do work for the NFL in some capacity during the Super Bowl."

I'm Getting My Ticket Today!

NFL to charge people $200 to stand outside Super Bowl stadium - NFL - Yahoo! Sports: "For one-third the price of a regular ticket, NFL fans will be able to stand outside Cowboys Stadium and act like they are attending the Super Bowl XLV. The league announced on Wednesday that tickets to watch the game on large HD video screens on the east side of the stadium will cost $200."