Showing posts with label kristy swanson. Show all posts
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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Overlooked Movies: The Phantom

I'm just going to say it up front: I love this movie.  I know that nobody else does.  Most people don't even seem to like it.  I can't figure out why.  It's based on the comic strip, and it does everything right (from my point of view).  It's set in the right period (the '30s), and it's based on some of the actual comic strip stories.  It doesn't go over the top with special effects.  It captures the spirit of the old movie serials (and maybe I'll talk about the serial version of The Phantom one of these days).  

It has a great cast, and if you don't think Billy Zane can pull off an authentic hero, you should watch this.  You might change your mind.  Others include Treat Williams chewing the scenery, Patrick McGoohan, Catherine Zeta-Jones (as a female air-pirate!), and Kristy Swanson, for starters.  It has the Skull Cave, Hero (the Phantom's horse), Devil (the Phantom's dog), and the Phantom's cool ring.  It's set both in New York and in the jungle, and both settings look great.

And, yes, there's a plot.  It's an origin story, and there's the usual MacGuffin (or three of them, mystic skulls that will supposedly allow one to rule the world if all three are brought together).  It has action, it has heart, and it's fun from beginning to end.  Or it was for me, if not for anybody else.  Should've been a big hit, should've had many sequels.  Didn't happen, more's the pity.  But that's okay.  I love it, anyway.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Overlooked Movies: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Every now and then there's a movie that nobody likes but me, and I like it a lot.  That's the case with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which I find hilarious.  I even own and have listened to the novelization on tape.    I realize that this makes me stupid and immature, but I can't help it.  Maybe you prefer the darker TV series that came along later.  Not me.

Kristy Swanson is the Valley Girl who discovers that she's the one chosen to be the slayer of vampires.  Donald Sutherland is her mentor.  Rutger Hauer is the head vamp, and his right-hand minion is Paul Reubens.   That's right, Pee-Wee himself, and he's hilarious.   So is Stephen Root, who plays the high school principal.  Luke Perry is okay.  And let's not forget Tilda Swinton in what must be one of her least typical roles.

I found the whole movie hilarious.  For me, Kristy Swanson is the real Buffy, and Sarah Michelle Gellar is merely a pretender.  Joss Whedon apparently didn't approve of the movie and claims that much of it was rewritten.  The story is that he left the set and never returned.  His vision was ruined and was shown only in the TV series.  That's fine by me.  I still prefer the movie.  And I'm not one bit ashamed.  Okay, maybe a little.