First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Report: Enraged wife set kitchen fire to "go out in a blaze of glory": Michelle Diane Fowler Osteen Bedillion's 46-year-old hubby called dispatchers on Easter Sunday morning to report his wife had been hitting him in the back of head with a heavy picture frame. He also said his wife threw a computer printer at him, striking him in the back, according to a news release from the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.