According to the pageant's four stony-faced judges, Chariot had better muscle tone, prettier adornments and a more elegant tail wag as he strutted along a catwalk of rugs to the sound of Turkish pipes and drums last weekend. Plus, they said, he had exceptionally good teeth."
Hat tip to Art Scott.
2 comments:
On the whole, I'd rather watch a camel-fighting beauty contest than sit through the Miss America pageant.
They can rename it the Z GAMES and throw in some races and waste a weekend.
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