Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I'm Available

Paris Hilton needs a new best friend -- amNY.com: "Brace yourselves: Paris Hilton is planning a return to reality TV.

The celebutante's new show will be about her search for a new best friend, a Hilton pal told Us Weekly.

No, really.

'Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new,' the source said. �She�s looking for someone ... who she can trust.' And we all know going the reality TV route is a sure-fire way to do that!"

8 comments:

Fred Blosser said...

The usual gang must be dozing. The Paris posts usually provoke somebody to comment.

Maybe they haven't torn themselves away yet from the Lohan pics.

Anonymous said...

I'll do it. The pay must be fantastic.

Anonymous said...

I thuink it's a toss-up between you and JJ

Cap'n Bob said...

Once glance at this blog and Bill has the role sewn up. I can see the premise now. Bill and Paris are locked in a spooky castle, where he has eight weeks to teach her the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs. Meanwhile, she's trying to teach him the benefits of going around without undergarments. Don't miss the attempted escape through a gator-infested moat in week two.

mybillcrider said...

Talk about a hit show! And in the second season I can teach her the difference between "lie" and "lay."

Randy Johnson said...

I'd watch your version, Cap'n Bob.

Anonymous said...

Entertaining and educational. With proper editing the show could run on both Fox and PBS.

Anonymous said...

this show is probably going to be a dud because i suspect as usual the producers have just-missed the mark. this will not be the case if her final selection of a new best friend comes from a trunkload of contenders that are battery operated. if that's the case, this show will break every ratings record in television history.