Friday, September 14, 2007

He's Looking for the Real Burglars

FOXNews.com - O.J. Simpson Questioned About Casino Break-In - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment: "O.J. Simpson was questioned Thursday night in connection with a break-in and theft involving sports memorabilia at a hotel room at the Palace Station casino in Las Vegas, police said.

Simpson allegedly broke into a room at the casino late Thursday night in connection with a burglary, TMZ.com reported, citing police sources.

Simpson was questioned and released and is believed to be in Las Vegas, police spokesman Jose Montoya told the Associated Press. Montoya said an investigation is ongoing.

'We don't believe he's going anywhere,' he said."

6 comments:

Randy Johnson said...

I hate to admit it, but I once admired this poor excuse for a human being.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same as you, Bill.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Does he have a deal for a book about the burglary yet?
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Cap'n Bob said...

If he's full of shit, you must acquit. Too bad (ha-ha) Johnny Cochran's dead. Maybe Jackie Chiles is available.

Anonymous said...

reading your comment that you once admired oj simpson and feel really bad about it, i am proud to say that from day one i thought he was pile of crap. when he became an announcer i thought he was an even bigger pile of crap. when he started beating women that we actually know about his crap content increased, and when he started killing people he became pretty much essence of distilled oil of crap, and when he got aquitted and became the poster boy for an entire race of crap admirers a lot of the planet became crap, and when he left prison and the adulation of cops everywhere, who think oj is still Just Swell and became a man of leisure in florida his crapness by then had flowed out into the galaxy and now that he is back on the crime trail and yet astoundingly still walking free his crapness has apparently seeped even into the hallways and chambers of the supernatural where miracles are being overhauled and reworked and taken to a whole 'nother level of astoundingness, the first one being his hotly selling confessional of murder. someday oj will be seen shaking the hand of osama bin laden and he will have a perfectly logical explanation for his friendship with the fellow and why such a friendship is good for america. he will probably soon have his own fragrance, called something , like, "Skin Crawl." The ad campaign will be "you can smell him coming your way even in a windstorm." judging from his successes so far based on his actions and their consequences it could be that oj is the only person on earth who actually knows what the hell he's doing. but i still think he's crap. but i'm probably wrong. he's probably a real sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

oj finally did something actually funny. he's always wonted to and he finally has. here's how the ol' goombah here has this figured to go: oj commits a crime in las vegas. las vegas is tough on crime. unless 1) you're a hells angel, or 2) the hotel breakin you effected results in you taking over ownership of the hotel. las vegas is not southern california. it is owned by italians. despite the planted and cultivated legend that they are all gone now and went away somewhere. they didnt go nowhere. one of the many things that oj is that las vegas italians dont like is a hotel burglar. it dont matter that he is oj. he broke into a hotel room on a guest. the italians in las vegas dont like their hotel guests being broke in on. its bad for the hotel business. there is not going to be a spotlit trial this time. it will be over very quickly and oj will go to a jail in the desert. and he will finally be forgotten. and the italians involved in setting him up, as he clearly was, because he is an idiot, will be released and feted at a private party at the top of one of the LESS value-priced hotels than the one oj invaded. probly a lot less value priced. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA