Thursday, September 07, 2006

Will the Persecution Never End?

Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for the link.

iWon News - Paris Hilton Booked on DUI Charges: "LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

Police stopped Hilton because she was 'driving erratically,' he said.

'The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,' Isabella said, reading a police statement.

Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton drinking? I don't believe it! I bet Lindsay Lohan knows something about this.

mybillcrider said...

Right. It's such an obvious frame-up.

Anonymous said...

I'm simply awaiting the juxtaposition of Paris and gators.

If it happens in Texas, what might this portend?

mybillcrider said...

The apocalypse?