I not only deny the allegation. . .

. . . I also deny the alle-gator. (To paraphrase an old Amos 'n' Andy routine.) You may be asking yourself, "What allegation?" Well, it's the one made by Harry Hunsicker, recent recipient of a highly favorable review here for his fine first novel, Still River. The allegation appears on Victor Gischler's blog in one of his "World's Worst Interviews," and Harry, in response to a legitimate question about ABBA, alleges something about me and a groupie for K. C. and the Sunshine Band. Totally false. (Though I'm quite grateful that Harry didn't bring up that sordid episode with the Village People.)