That's a book that will bring home the bacon!
He's on vacation? That's a first. Even Milt Kovak has had a vacation.
Dan Rhodes, PORK Ranger.
Sow many plot possibilities.
I'm going to get Mel for starting this.
Radioactive, feral hogs never loin.
Sheriff Dan Rhodes on radioactive hogs: "Why I never sausage a thing in my life!"
News headline: Feral radioactive hog linked to meat industry.
I've even got the perfect title! Lethal Boardom!
Or maybe, Room And Boar!
Okay, Mel, you'd better lock your doors. I'm gonna catch that hog and send him for you.
Trust Mel to Hog all the good jokes for himself!
Wendy's called and they would like to know if you would like a franchise in the exclusion zone, Bill. Apparently their bacon burgers are the rage over there and having ready to be processed bacon in its natural environment on the hoof would help with cost containment.Japan also should capture these things alive and ship them over to North Korea. Under the cover of darkness they could release them into the NK countryside. The leadership there would think their nuke program had a serious problem causing radiation contamination and stop blowing up crap underground and making everyone else nervous.Kevin(Who looks forward to the upcoming short story collection THE PORK CHRONICLES:Five Delicious Tales featuring Sheriff Dan Rhodes.
With a hog like that, we might have pork that cooks itself!
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