Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Here's the Plot for My Sheriff Dan Rhodes SF Novel

Radioactive wild boar roaming Fukushima countryside

16 comments:

Mel Odom said...

That's a book that will bring home the bacon!

Bill Crider said...

Grrrrrrrr.

Don Coffin said...

He's on vacation? That's a first. Even Milt Kovak has had a vacation.

Mel Odom said...

Dan Rhodes, PORK Ranger.

Bill Crider said...

Grrrrr.

Jerry House said...

Sow many plot possibilities.

Bill Crider said...

I'm going to get Mel for starting this.

Mel Odom said...

Radioactive, feral hogs never loin.

Mel Odom said...

Sheriff Dan Rhodes on radioactive hogs: "Why I never sausage a thing in my life!"

Mel Odom said...

News headline: Feral radioactive hog linked to meat industry.

Mel Odom said...

I've even got the perfect title! Lethal Boardom!

Mel Odom said...

Or maybe, Room And Boar!

Bill Crider said...

Okay, Mel, you'd better lock your doors. I'm gonna catch that hog and send him for you.

Dan said...

Trust Mel to Hog all the good jokes for himself!

Kevin R. Tipple said...

Wendy's called and they would like to know if you would like a franchise in the exclusion zone, Bill. Apparently their bacon burgers are the rage over there and having ready to be processed bacon in its natural environment on the hoof would help with cost containment.

Japan also should capture these things alive and ship them over to North Korea. Under the cover of darkness they could release them into the NK countryside. The leadership there would think their nuke program had a serious problem causing radiation contamination and stop blowing up crap underground and making everyone else nervous.

Kevin
(Who looks forward to the upcoming short story collection THE PORK CHRONICLES:Five Delicious Tales featuring Sheriff Dan Rhodes.

Bill Crider said...

With a hog like that, we might have pork that cooks itself!