Thursday, October 07, 2010

Roy Ward Baker, R. I. P.

Roy Ward Baker (1916-2010) - The Saint News: "Sad to hear the news today that Roy Ward Baker has passed away. Baker is most famous for directing A Night To Remember (1958) for which he won a Golden Globe award, which was then re-done as the Academy Award winning film Titanic.

Saint fans will remember him for directing many episodes of The Saint with Roger Moore, and The Return of The Saint with Ian Ogilvy."

Hat tip to Randy Johnson.

Wasn't There a Recent Movie about This

Riverwest has real-life masked avenger - JSOnline: "When the two main loves in your life are helping people and reading comic books, the call is loud and clear: Become a superhero.

He calls himself the Watchman. He won't give his real name.

His identity is obscured by a bright red mask that covers half his goateed face. He wears black boots, black pants, black leather gloves and a black trench coat, but there's a large yellow circle on the chest of his black hooded sweatshirt, with a big W.

'I'm what people refer to as a real-life superhero,' he says."

Terriers Update

My first impression of Terriers wasn't good, but I continued to watch. In my first comments, I said, "Maybe the second show will turn this stuff on its head. We'll see." Well, I continued to watch, and by golly, the show did turn some of that stuff on its head. Daniel Logue did destroy the rich and powerful and evil California real estate developer, but not in the way I'd expected. As it turns out, there are other forces even richer and more powerful and more evil. The show's gotten darker by the week, and I've pretty much developed a long-term commitment to it. Which pretty much guarantees it'll be canceled, dagnabbit.

50 Most Famous & Impressive Debut Novels of All Time

50 Most Famous & Impressive Debut Novels of All Time - Learn-gasm

Peru Update

Peruvian author wins Nobel Prize in literature - CNN.com: "Peruvian Mario Vargas Llosa won the Nobel Prize in literature on Thursday, the Swedish Academy said.

Vargas Llosa won the prize 'for his cartography of structures of power and his trenchant images of the individuals resistance, revolt, and defeat,' the academy said."

PaperBack

Dean Owen, Reptilicus, Monarch, 1961.

Vampire Update

Dracula fish, bald bird among strange new species: "Dracula fish, a bald songbird and a seven-metre (23 feet) tall carnivorous plant are among several unusual new species found in the Greater Mekong region last year, researchers said Wednesday.
[. . . .]
With fangs at the front of each jaw, the 'dracula minnow' is one of the more bizarre new species found in 2009 in the Mekong River region, which comprises Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and China's Yunnan Province."

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You'll Want to Have a Look at This

Lynn Munroe Books: "PAPERBACK COVERS BY CHARLES COPELAND"



And certainly this.

Don't skip this.

The Decline of Western Civilization Continues Apace

ABC Making ‘Awkward Family Photos’: "Contractually, ABC’s show will be based upon the “Awkward Family Photos” book, though the print version and year-old Web site were both created by Mike Bender and Doug Chernack and contain the same content — funny, embarrassing and, yes, awkward family portraits that have been submitted by readers.

How the concept will translate to series TV is still unclear."

Need a Notepad?

Murder Ink

Charlie the Chimp, R. I. P.

Famous Smoking Chimpanzee Dies At 52 - TIME NewsFeed: "Charlie the chimp, known for his cigarette habit, has died at his home in a South African Zoo.

After picking up a smoking habit because of cigarettes being thrown into his enclosure at the Mangaung Zoo in Bloemfontein, South Africa, Charlie began to bum smokes from zoo visitors by gesturing to his mouth with two fingers, mimicking the actions of smokers he'd watched."

Hat tip to David Cranmer.

No Comment Department

Confessions of a used-book salesman. - By Michael Savitz - Slate Magazine: "I spend 80 hours a week trawling junk shops with a laser scanner. I don't feel good about it."

Panther Girl of the Kongo

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Nice-Looking New Zine

Ampheta'Zine | American Made Trash

I Have No Comment . . .

. . . on this.

Or, for that matter, on this.

PaperBack

Dale Wilmer (Bob Wade & Bill Miller), Jungle Heat, Pyramid, 1954.

Ward, I'm Worried about the Beaver

Hunt for the Stolen Beaver: Houston restaurant mascot being held for ransom - KIAH: "Last week, a man and woman stole a 40-pound wooden mascot from Beaver's on Decatur.

The beavernappers have since posted Internet 'ransom' notices on web sites and blogs, requesting the restaurant staff to perform singing routines or to wear certain colors of clothing. The perpetrators send an anonymous person to the restaurant to make sure the demand is met before posting another."

Gator Update (If You Can't Do the Time, Don't Do the Crime Edition)

Alligator spends night in cells | RFI: "An alligator spent Tuesday night in the cells of a police station in south-eastern France after a local woman found it wandering on a road outside a restaurant. The beast had been roaming the countryside for nearly two months."

Top 10 Most Expensive Sales on AbeBooks for September 2010

Discover the Top 10 Most Expensive Sales on AbeBooks for September 2010: "September's top 10 most expensive sales list is a fascinating and eclectic assortment. Topping the list is a collection of personal files and documents from late Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci."

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Gator Update (Bruce Willis Edition)

Co-star stashes alligator in Willis' trailer: "Hollywood tough guy Bruce Willis nearly snapped on the set of his new movie 'Red' after his co-star Mary-Louise Parker stashed a live alligator in his dressing room van."

Texas Is #9

Also #12, 13, and 14.

The U.S. cities with the most drunk driving offenders

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Gallery of Broken Arts

Museum of Broken Relationships shows off gallery of broken arts | Metro.co.uk

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Top 100 most sought after out-of-print books in 2010

BookFinder.com Report Fall 2010 @ BookFinder.com: "Top 100 most sought after out-of-print books in 2010"

Winners of the West

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

New Language Discovered

Field Researchers Discover a Language New to Science - WSJ.com: "In the foothills of the Himalayas, two field linguists have uncovered a find as rare as any endangered species—a language completely new to science.

The researchers encountered it for the first time along the western ridges of Arunachal Pradesh, India's northeastern-most state, where more than 120 languages are spoken. There, isolated by craggy slopes and rushing rivers, the hunters and subsistence farmers who speak this rare tongue live in a dozen or so villages of bamboo houses built on stilts."

Link via Neatorama.

Why Can't the U. S. Have a President Like This?

Video: Evo Morales caught kneeing player in groin during football match - Telegraph: "Evo Morales, the Bolivian president, has been caught on camera kneeing an opposing player in the groin during a football match against a team of political rivals."

Hat tip to Fred Zackel.

Time Travel

Parisian flat containing €2.1 million painting lay untouched for 70 years - Telegraph: "Behind the door, under a thick layer of dusk lay a treasure trove of turn-of-the-century objects including a painting by the 19th century Italian artist Giovanni Boldini.

The woman who owned the flat had left for the south of France before the Second World War and never returned.

But when she died recently aged 91, experts were tasked with drawing up an inventory of her possessions and homed in on the flat near the Trinity church in Paris between the Pigalle red light district and Opera.

Entering the untouched, cobweb-filled flat in Paris' 9th arrondissement, one expert said it was like stumbling into the castle of Sleeping Beauty, where time had stood still since 1900."

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

How To Fry Beer, Butter, Pop Tarts And Your Mind

Hat tip to Art Scott.

To Protect and Swim

Noise Complaint in So. Calif.? Cop Gets Naked, Jumps Into Pool with Three Women - Crimesider - CBS News: "Police in Cathedral City, Calif. are investigating a complaint from a female resident that a male officer responded to a noise complaint at her home by stripping naked and jumping into her pool, while she was in the water with two girlfriends."

Killers on the Road

Along highways, signs of serial killings - USATODAY.com: "During the past four decades, at least 459 people may have died at the hands of highway serial killers, FBI statistics show. Investigators do not know how many people may be responsible for the killings but at least one such case — of murder, attempted murder or unidentified human remains — has been reported in 48 states, along roads as far north as Alaska and as far south as Key West. They believe the killers find their victims and dispose of the bodies along highways, sometimes near quiet roadside rest areas or at bustling truck stops."

Now Available as an e-Book!

Jack MacLane - - Blood Dreams

Anna Nicole Smith Update

iWon News - Anna Nicole Smith portrayed as coconspirator: "In a new twist at the Anna Nicole Smith drug trial, prosecutors are casting the dead celebrity model in the role of coconspirator who pressured her two doctors and her lawyer-boyfriend to provide her with excessive prescription drugs.

In closing arguments Monday, Deputy District Attorney David Barkhurst portrayed Smith as a drug seeking addict, discounting defense claims that she was a woman in extreme physical and emotional pain when she began taking opiates and sedatives including Methadone, Vicodin and Dilaudid.

Witnesses have said Smith suffered from chronic pain syndrome, seizures, migraines, spinal pain and fractured ribs, among other ailments. But Barkhurst suggested all the ailments were a ruse to get drugs.

'Anna needed her Methadone because she was addicted to it,' he said."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

PaperBack

Charlie Wells, The Last Kill, Signet, 1955.

Here They Go with the Carrots Again

Do not buy: 10 items with ludicrous markups - Business - Personal finance - msnbc.com

World's Most Prolific Author

How to Write 85,000 Books: "Philip M. Parker is the world’s fastest book author, and given that he has been at it only for about five years and already has more than 85,000 books to his name, he is likely the most prolific.

Philip M. Parker is also the most wide-ranging of authors. The phrase “shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings” is not the half a percent of it. He has authored some 188 books related to shoes, ten about ships, 219 books about wax, six about sour red cabbage pickles, and six about royal jelly supplements."

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Texas Is #15

And also #21. Yikes. I just drove through that neighborhood last weekend!

25 most dangerous neighborhoods 2010

Gatorama!

With crocodiles and alligators, Gatorama lives as old-style roadside tourist attraction - St. Petersburg Times

Excellent video included.

Something You Might Not Want to Read . . . Or See

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s...: "Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from . . . ."

Link via Neatorama.

King of the Congo

Monday, October 04, 2010

No Comment Department

The strange but inevitable rise of pornography for the Amazon Kindle. - By James Ledbetter - Slate Magazine

Iron Croc!

"I AM IRON MA-A-A-A-N-N-N-N-N-N, CROCODILE"

Click on YouTube users name at the link if you want the video.

Mystery Scene

The new issue of Mystery Scene is on the scene, all in full color inside and out. Looks great, and there's some great reading. Including, of course, my own column. Check it out.

Fall 2010, Issue #116 Contents

PaperBack

John B. West, A Taste for Blood, Signet, 1950.

I'd Buy That!

Or then again, maybe not. Some of the stuff in this slideshow might not be ready for prime time.

Gallery - Coolest new inventions

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Yet Another Forgotten Writer

"It's the birthday of the man who said, 'The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong — but that is the way to bet.' That's fiction writer and journalist Damon Runyon, (books by this author) born Alfred Damon Runyan in Manhattan, Kansas (1880). His mother died when he was young, and his three sisters grew up with various family members in Kansas. But young Alfred Damon was raised in Pueblo, Colorado, by his dad, who was a gambler, an alcoholic, a literature enthusiast, and a newspaperman."

No More Pencils, No More Books

Are Pencils a Thing of the Past? Liveshots: "Teachers across the country are starting to turn to the latest tools to educate a generation that has been raised on technology. In the classroom, they are incorporating electronic books, web-based tutoring and trading in pens and pencils for the latest gadgets.

Along with the required reading list, Emory University professor Tracy Morkin requires her students buy what looks like a television remote at the beginning of the semester. It’s called a “clicker.”

Morkin said it’s a great tool to get every student directly involved in the lecture. She posts multiple-choice questions on an overhead projector, her students then punch their answers into the device and the results are sent to Morkin's computer."

No Comment Department

The test has been canceled - The Boston Globe: "What happens when the final exam starts vanishing from American higher education?

The answer: No one knows. But apparently we’re about to find out.

Across the country, there is growing evidence that final exams — once considered so important that universities named a week after them — are being abandoned or diminished, replaced by take-home tests, papers, projects, or group presentations."

Blackhawk

Sunday, October 03, 2010

Latest Getting Away With Murder Now On-line

Shots Ezine: Getting Away With Murder, The Mike Ripley Column - Get The Latest Trade News and Gossip from the Crime, Mystery and Thriller genres

Keep off His Lawn!

Fairhaven man arrested for threatening to kill neighbors - BostonHerald.com: "A Sycamore Street man was arrested Friday night after waving a gun around on his front lawn and threatening to kill his neighbors earlier in the week, police said, the New Bedford Standard-Times reports."

Another Forgotten Writer

Marilyn in Paris by Rafael Campo | The Writer's Almanac with Garrison Keillor: "It's the birthday of Thomas Wolfe, born in Asheville, North Carolina (1900). He wrote autobiographical novels, including Look Homeward, Angel (1929). In that book, he fictionalized his hometown and the people he knew in it. He cast himself as Eugene Grant, a kid who grew up reading history and adventure books."

Wolfe's work hit me hard when I was a kid.

Archaeology Update

Egypt unearths 3,400-year-old granite statues - Technology & science - Science - msnbc.com: "Archaeologists have unearthed the upper part of a double limestone statue of a powerful pharaoh who ruled nearly 3,400 years ago, Egypt's Ministry of Culture said Saturday.

A ministry statement said the team of Egyptian archaeologists discovered the 4-foot (1.3-meter) by 3-foot (0.95-meter) statue of Amenhotep III in Kom el-Hittan, the site of the pharaoh's mortuary temple in the southern city of Luxor.

The temple is one of the largest on the west bank of the Nile in Luxor."

PaperBack

Lionel White, Run, Killer, Run, Avon ND. This is a reprint of Seven Hungry Men, Rainbow, 1952, from yesterday's post. The front cover of that book is now up with the back cover if you'd like to take a look.

Art Gilmore, R. I. P.

Art Gilmore, Voice of Movie Trailers, Dies at 98 - Obituary (Obit) - NYTimes.com: "Art Gilmore, whose disembodied voice, introducing television shows and narrating hundreds (if not thousands) of movie trailers, was a trademark of Hollywood’s self-salesmanship from the 1940s through the 1960s, died Sept. 25 in Irvine, Calif. He was 98.
[. . . .]

His voice — crisp and articulate, just a tad piercing, cagily pitched to the subject matter and inflected with a precisely calibrated measure of enthusiasm — was as recognizable as a theme song.

Among many other television appearances, Mr. Gilmore was the announcer on “The Red Skelton Show” — “Live! From Television City in Hollywood!” — from 1954 to 1971. He was an announcer of the mid-1950s dramatic anthology series “Climax”; he narrated all 39 episodes of the late 1950s western series “Mackenzie’s Raiders.” And from 1955 to 1959, he narrated the crime series “Highway Patrol,” which starred Broderick Crawford."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Gator Update (Clueless Edition)

Long Island liquor store owner believed pet alligator was just a large lizard: "A pet alligator pulled from a Long Island liquor store this week even surprised its owner, who thought the reptile was just a large lizard.

The 3-foot gator had been living in a storage room for about two months at Alpine Wine & Liquor in Wading River - where workers fed the beast about 45 goldfish a day, officials and the owner said.

'We didn't know it was an alligator,' said owner Nancy Corcione. 'I didn't think it was illegal. We had no clue.'"

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

John Lithgow: Stories by Heart

Judy and I saw this who last night in Galveston and had a wonderful time.

John Lithgow: Stories by Heart - Review - Theater - New York Times: "Simply put, the triumph of successful acting is the audience’s belief that the falseness onstage is true.

A man playing an Edwardian battle-ax, for example, can usually seek refuge in a concealing gown and hat. But what if that man is wearing a suit and an open-neck shirt? What if he is portraying 11 characters, including the battle-ax and a parrot? And what if he is so persuasive that it never occurs to you that he is John Lithgow?"

The Apocalypse Draws Closer

'Jersey Shore' posts series high: "After taking the most modest of dips during the major network's premiere week, MTV's 'Jersey Shore' bounced back up Thursday night to hit yet another series high.

'Jersey' drew 6.7 million viewers and a 3.4 rating among adults 18-49.

That's a higher demo number than anything on broadcast in the hour."

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Codebreaking Update #2

Scientists isolate, hold, photograph individual Rubidium 85 atom: "Dr Andersen says that unlike conventional silicon-based computers which generally perform one task at a time, quantum computers have the potential to perform numerous long and difficult calculations simultaneously; they also have the potential to break secret codes that would usually prove too complex."

Hat tip to Randy Johnson.

Codebreaking Update

Mapping Ancient Germania: Berlin Researchers Crack the Ptolemy Code - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International: "A 2nd century map of Germania by the scholar Ptolemy has always stumped scholars, who were unable to relate the places depicted to known settlements. Now a team of researchers have cracked the code, revealing that half of Germany's cities are 1,000 years older than previously thought."

Congo Bill

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Parnell Hall Strikes Again

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Sheriff: Rapper, brother grew $4 million worth of pot in Missouri City home | khou.com | KHOU.com Home Page: "'He had an elaborate large-scale operation in his house. It was the entire second floor of his residence,' said Glendening."

New Story at BEAT to a PULP

BEAT to a PULP :: The King of Mardi Gras :: Anthony Neil Smith

Still More Uncanny Un-Collectibles!

: RevolutionSF - Uncanny Un-Collectibles : Missing Comic Book Trades From 1990s, 2000s : Feature

A Case of Plagiarism

Hard to believe stuff like this goes on. If you can help out, please do. You can find out more at The Writer and The White Cat.

Link via Razored Zen.

PaperBack

Lionel White, Seven Hungry Men, Rainbow Books 1952.

Bloodsuckers

13 vampire animals | MNN - Mother Nature Network

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Harry Potter Update

J.K. Rowling hints to Oprah there could be more 'Harry Potter' - CNN.com: "J.K. Rowling offered a bit of hope on Friday that, perhaps, the final Harry Potter story has yet to be told.

'I could definitely write an eighth, ninth, tenth,' the celebrated author, 45, told Oprah Winfrey during an interview scheduled to air Friday. 'I'm not going to say I won't. I don't think I will ... I feel I am done, but you never know.'"

Best. Postcard. Ever.

BAD POSTCARDS

Set the DVR!

ESPN's E:60 profiles Miami alligator wrestler - ESPN: "ESPN's Emmy award-winning primetime newsmagazine E:60 will profile 42-year-old alligator wrestler Paul Bedard in the episode airing Tuesday, Oct. 5, at 7 p.m. ET.

By all accounts, Bedard should be dead. He's been bitten 12 times by alligators, nearly lost a finger to a rattlesnake and has been clawed by a bear. Bedard entertains patrons at several Florida attractions by wrestling alligators and dealing with other dangerous creatures.
[. . . .]
In the E:60 profile, Bedard wrestles alligators, treats his own gator bite wounds and is shown being bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake (and subsequently visiting a hospital)."

Jungle Manhunt

Friday, October 01, 2010

But No Linda Carter

Wonder Woman Returning To TV As Series Written And Produced By David E. Kelley – Deadline.com: "This has to be the highest-profile effort to bring Wonder Woman to television: One of TV's best-known creators, The Practice's David E. Kelley, has come on board to write and produce a new series project about the female superhero. The project, from Warner Bros. Television where Kelley is based, and Warner Bros.' DC Entertainment, will be taken out to the networks shortly."

Yes, Even More Uncanny Un-Collectibles

: RevolutionSF - Uncanny Un-Collectibles : Missing Comic Book Trades from the 1980s : Feature

Uh-Oh

NBC and Bryan Fuller to Reboot 'The Munsters': "Time to fire up the DRAG-U-LA and let grandpa out of the cellar: The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane are coming back!

According to The Ausiello Files, NBC has teamed up with 'Pushing Daisies' creator Bryan Fuller to reboot the classic '60s creepshow, and the new version has been described as 'Modern Family' meets 'True Blood.' So, funny and blood-spattered, then?"

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Stephen J. Cannell, R. I. P.

'A-Team,' '21 Jump Street' Producer Stephen J. Cannell Passes Away: "Stephen J. Cannell, the producer of iconic television shows such as 'The A-Team,' '21 Jump Street' and 'The Rockford Files' has died. He was 69.

Cannell's family tells ET, 'Stephen J. Cannell passed away at his home in Pasadena on Thursday evening due to complications associated with melanoma. He was surrounded by his family and loved ones.
[. . . .]
The prolific Emmy-winning producer was also the author of 16 novels. Having overcome dyslexia, he was a spokesperson on the condition and advocated on behalf of those with learning disabilities."

10 Songs That Make Men Cry

10 Songs That Make Men Cry: Tracks by R.E.M., Eric Clapton, Leonard Cohen, and More - Eleanor Barkhorn - Culture - The Atlantic

PaperBack

Harlan Ellison, From the Land of Fear, Belmont 1967.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Come visit the Museum of the Weird on 6th Street in Austin, Texas!

Hat tip to Jeff Segal.

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Collectible Vintage Children's Books

Collectible Vintage Children's Books on AbeBooks

Roger Ebert Writes about Tony Curtis

You can read it here.

A Rose by Any Other Name . . . .

'Jersey Shore' goes to Japan; Can you come up with a better title than 'Macaroni Rascals'? | EW.com: "Apparently, in Japan, Jersey Shore‘s title is Jersey Shore: The New Jersey Life of Macaroni Rascals. (CNN admits to a bit of self-censorship; the actual title is closer to Macaronia A–holes, which sounds like a put-down from Deadwood.) That title is pretty hilarious…albeit just a wee bit offensive."

Famous Author Tells All!

Interview with Author Bill Crider The Eerie Digest

Forgotten Books: THE GONE MAN -- Brad Solomon

When I read this book back in 1980, I wasn't terribly impressed. But, hey, it was 1980, and there weren't all that many private-eye books out there. Besides, I kind of liked the cover.

Charlie Quinlan, as the cover tells you, is an actor turned private-eye. He doesn't like Hollywood, for reasons that eventually become clear, but he's still there. When he's asked to find a missing man, he's eager for the work because the job has become all-important to him. And the job turns out to be all too easy. When the guy Charlie's been following is killed by a hit-and-run drive, Charlie finds out why, and it's a surprise.

As usual in books like this, everybody wants the p.i. off the case, but he's not going to stop until he gets to the end of it. The end isn't much of a surprise, but then I'd read the book before and remembered it. It might work better for someone coming to it for the first time.

Solomon chose to write the book in the present tense, which didn't bother me because there's not too much narration. Solomon uses dialogue almost exclusively. Nothing wrong with that, except that he's not as good at it as some are. Although it's in first-person we find out very little about Charlie. There's not enough of him. And there's too much of the dialogue. Charlie's conversations go on too long and to too little purpose. A good editor could have chopped a lot of pages from the book with nothing lost.

Still, I enjoyed reading The Gone Man again. I was moved to do it when I saw that Solomon's The Open Shadow was included on Dick Lochte's list of the 20 Best Private-Eye Novels. I haven't read that one in a long time, so I'll probably get around to it eventually. Which brings us to this question: Whatever happened to Brad Solomon? I can't find out anything about him. Even The Thrilling Detective site doesn't have any info. A truly forgotten writer, I suppose.

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