Friday, March 03, 2006

Not That There's Anything Wrong with That

Dan Brown, Cover Your Eyes: Gay Porn 'Da Vinci' Adaptation to Be Released Same Day as Ron Howard's 'Da Vinci Code'

March 01, 2006
By Chuck Shelton

Production outfit PZP Productions has announced plans to release its gay-sex film The DaVinci Load on May 19, the same day the movie that it parodies—Ron Howard’s The Da Vinci Code—is scheduled to hit theaters.

PZP head Peter Zaragoza told Gay Video News, “The DaVinci Load is our most ambitious and expensive film to date. The star, new discovery Sebastian Young, is a hot bad-boy with a [remarkable appendage] and great charisma.”

4 comments:

Jeff Meyerson said...

[remarkable appendage]

Come on, Bill, what did he really call it?

Bill said...

Those are the Book Standard's brackets, not mine.

James said...

Wow. I didn't think it was possible, but there is something that interests me less than the filmic adaptation of The Da Vinci Code.

Stephen Blackmoore said...

Remarkable Appendage. Now there's a title.