Thursday, May 12, 2005

Priscilla Presley -- The Horror! The Horror!

Or maybe I should say, "The hair! The hair!" After watching the Elvis movie last night, I saw Priscilla on Letterman, and I thought, "Girlfriend, that hair is a cry for help! It's no wonder that Elvis had to tell you how to style it. We need to get you on Oprah for a makeover right now!"

Sadly, Priscilla can't hear my thoughts, so probably she won't do anything.

3 comments:

  1. She's a Scientologist and therefore a dunderhead.

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  2. Jeff Meyerson8:32 PM

    Bill, I'm concerned about you. Calling her "girlfriend" and showing that you know Oprah are two of the Cap'n's signs that you're a girly man.

    NTTAWWT

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  3. This is really truth because she had her hair totally made a disaster but it doesn't matter because I love that woman actually I'd have sex with her.

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