Or maybe I should say, "The hair! The hair!" After watching the Elvis movie last night, I saw Priscilla on Letterman, and I thought, "Girlfriend, that hair is a cry for help! It's no wonder that Elvis had to tell you how to style it. We need to get you on Oprah for a makeover right now!"
Sadly, Priscilla can't hear my thoughts, so probably she won't do anything.