Thursday, May 23, 2013

Steve Forrest, R. I. P.

Steve Forrest, star of TV’s ‘S.W.A.T.,’ dead at 87� - NY Daily News: The TV action series "S.W.A.T." only ran for 37 episodes in 1975-76, but it left a permanent imprint on popular culture and a big part of that mark was Lt. Dan "Hondo" Harrelson, played by Steve Forrest. Forrest died last Saturday in Thousand Oaks, Calif. He was 87 and no cause of death was announced.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson. 

Song of the Day

Texas By Night / Ft. Worth / Over the Hill and Down the Road - The Cornell Hurd Band - YouTube:

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Girl beaten for looking like Taylor Swift

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

CBS Pittsburgh: A couple face charges after police in York County say they stabbed each other during an argument over which contestant should win ‘American Idol.’

Criminal Genius of the Day

Suspect Accidently Calls 911, Recording His Murder Plan

Magnolia


Today's Vintage Ads

Retrospace: Ads #68: 1981

Cursive Update

National Handwriting Contest: 2013 National Handwriting Contest Winners

Neil Brittlebank: Meet the man who collects rare bricks

Metro News: Some people collect stamps, others coins and trainspotters have to accumulate engine numbers – but have you ever heard of anyone collecting bricks?

Sure I have.  My father collected bricks.  I suspect he had more than 1000. That was a long time gone, but they're probably still where he put them all those years ago.

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Houston vendor fired for taking snow cones in bathroom

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Rex Stout, Not Quite Dead Enough, Dell, 1948

Anna Nicole Smith Update

Lifetime Original Movie ‘Anna Nicole’ to Premiere June 20

Classic Photos

100 Behind the Scenes Photos (1931-2012)

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Philly man shoots up strip club with AK-47 after DJ plays wrong song

I Miss the Old Days

Retrospace: Let's Get Physical #13: The Suzy Chapstick Workout

I Like Likable Characters

Slate Magazine: I Like Likable Characters

Closely Related Crocodiles WBAGNFARB

14 closely related crocodiles existed around 5 million years ago

I Found a Penny the Other Day

James Bond's Breitling Top Time Geiger Counter Found At Garage Sale For £25, Could Hit £60,000 At Auction Next Month

Booker International Prize Winner

NPR: American author Lydia Davis was awarded the Man Booker International Prize, worth about $90,000, at a ceremony Wednesday in London. Davis is renowned for her works of (very) short fiction. One story, "Samuel Johnson Is Indignant," reads in its entirety: "that Scotland has so few trees." Another, called "Certain Knowledge from Herodotus" says, "These are the facts about the fish in the Nile:"

Croc Update (Sunbathing Edition)

Sunbathing croc scares beachgoers in Indonesia

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Uh-Oh

First look at A&E Network's 'Bonnie & Clyde' remake

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

I Miss the Old Days

Pin-Up Queens: Three Female Artists Who Shaped the American Dream Girl

Manhandled

1949 DOROTHY LAMOUR NOIR TRAILER - YouTube:

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Paris Hilton Update

Paris Hilton Signed To Lil Wayne's Record Label

I Found a Penny the Other Day

Remodeler finds comic book worth over $100K in wall at Elbow Lake house 

Finally Available in all eBook Formats!

Amazon.com: Shotgun Saturday Night - A Dan Rhodes Mystery (Dan Rhodes Mysteries) eBook: Bill Crider: Kindle Store: Sheriff Dan Rhodes knows it's going to be a bad day when Bert Ramsey arrives at the jail with a neatly wrapped arm and lays it on Dan's desk. He has another out in the truck, he tells the sheriff, and "a couple of legs, too, but they don't match up." 

To Rhodes's relief, the severed limbs—part of a large cache Bert has discovered while clearing brush—are not evidence of a mass murderer at large in Blacklin County, but something more on a par with the usual emergencies the Texas lawman has to deal with: cows loose in the churchyard, ninety-year-old Mrs. Thurman's periodic attacks of "blindness" (which Rhodes cures by sending out a deputy with fresh light bulbs), and the like. Meanwhile, back at the jail, his attenuated employees are bristling about the new deputy, a highly qualified police officer, but a woman, and the air conditioner has collapsed during the heat wave. Plus his personal life has its own problems; does he or does he not want to marry Ivy Daniel?

Carol Burnett Update

Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor from the Kennedy Center: “I can’t believe I’m getting a humor prize from the Kennedy Center,” Burnett said in a statement. “It’s almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.”

Why Don't They Just Buy Him a Tinfoil Hat?

Man ‘Controlled By Satellites’ Makes 100 Calls To 911 In A Month, Vows To Continue : “My brain, I can feel it starting. I’m blasted by the signals, every couple of minutes,” he said. “I yell and I scream, ‘Stop it, I don’t need this,’ but they never listen.”

Song of the Day

Bobby Bare "Dropkick Me Jesus" (Unedited Version) - YouTube:

I Miss the Old Days

Bikinis, Bunny Ears and Cowboy Boots: LIFE With Hollywood Pinups

Today's Vintage Ad


Why Do We Say "The Butler Did It"?

Need I mention that there are spoilers?

Why Do We Say "The Butler Did It"?

“Writing to the Edge” (by Sandi Ault)

“Writing to the Edge” (by Sandi Ault) 

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Lionel White, Invitation to Violence, Signet, 1959

Cursive Update

Handwriting: Broadside teaching the Spencer method of cursive

5 Famous Historical Events You Won't Believe Happened Twice

5 Famous Historical Events You Won't Believe Happened Twice

TV Tats

17 Tattoos Inspired by TV Shows

Hat tip to Toby O'Brien.

Take the Video Tour

St. Augustine Alligator Farm quintessential Florida

I Miss the Old Days

Color Rush: American Color Photography from Stieglitz to Sherman

Trevor Bolder, R. I. P.

 The Raw Story: Trevor Bolder, the bass guitarist in David Bowie’s Spiders From Mars band, has died at the age of 62 following a battle with cancer, it was announced Wednesday. Bolder joined the British rock star’s backing group in 1971, appearing on classic albums including “Hunky Dory” and “Aladdin Sane”.

MISTER 880 - YouTube

MISTER 880 - YouTube:

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I Still Say "Uh-Oh"

Leonardo DiCaprio picks Dennis Lehane to write ‘Travis McGee’ movie 

Free for Kindle for a Limited Time

Amazon.com: The Four Last Things (Simeon Grist #1) (Simeon Grist Mystery) eBook: Timothy Hallinan: Kindle Store: Fans of Robert B. Parker's Spenser books should try this one. Hallinan, a 2011 Best Novel Edgar finalist, began his six-book Simeon Grist series with this white-knuckle mystery. Simeon Grist knows L.A. inside and out--the sex for sale, the chic seductions, every rip-off from City Hall to Venice. So when he's hired by a Hollywood recording company to shadow one Sally Oldfield, suspected of embezzlement, Grist discovers she's entangled in The Church of the Eternal Moment--a million-dollar religious scam built around a 12-year-old channeler and the voice of a man who has been dead for a millennium. When Sally turns up dead, Simeon knows he's become the next target of a very flesh-and-blood entity waiting in the back alleys of sin and salvation to give him a brutal look at the four last things: death, judgment, heaven and hell--revelations he could definitely live without...

Finally Available in all eBook Formats!

Too Late to Die - A Dan Rhodes Mystery (Dan Rhodes Mysteries): Bill Crider: Amazon.com: Kindle Store: Everyone knew her. A lot of them like her. One of them killed her. 

Jeanne Clinton was a pretty and well-liked woman—though in her younger days she'd been known to be a bit wild. But she married an older man and settled down to a quiet, respectable life. Now she is dead, brutally murdered in her home. 

Dan Rhodes, the thoughtful, hard-working sheriff of Blacklin County, Texas, has enough to worry about already: a rash of burglaries in town and an election coming up against a hot-shot opponent. Now he's got to find a killer among the residents of his little town—a wily killer, bound and determined not to be caught.  

The deeper Rhodes digs into the hearts and minds of his neighbors, the more secrets he turned up...and the more violence he encounters. But Rhodes doesn't give up easily. And neither does the killer.

Song of the Day

The Doors - Riders On The Storm (ORIGINAL!) - driving with Jim - YouTube:

Advice on Life from Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson

Advice on Life from Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson

Today's Vintage Ads

The Most Sexist Cigarette Ads Of The 1960s

A Little Amazing Stories Magazine History

Vintage Treasures: The Amazing Space Race

Hey, It Could Happen

Man says friend left meth in his socks

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J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Signet, 1963

This One Is for George Kelley

Top 10 Most Complicated Mazes

Croc Update (Birthday Edition)

Cassius the crocodile's 110th birthday marked with 20kg cake made of dead chickens

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Raymond Chandler Tells The Atlantic Off

Editorial Manners 101: Raymond Chandler Tells The Atlantic Off 

Can Jeff Meyerson Vouch for These?

The 39 Most Brooklyn Things Ever

Yes, Nic Cage Is Included

12 Famous Actors and the Films You Forgot They Directed 

I Own One of Them

The 50 Albums Everyone Needs to Own, 1963-2013

Overlooked Movies -- The Doolins of Oklahoma


When I  was a kid, one of my favorite western stars was Randolph Scott.  His movies had higher budgets than the Saturday matinee films, more accomplished actors in the cast, and stories that were at last a little bit different.  One of my favorites is The Doolins of Oklahoma, which is based on a historical character, the outlaw Bill Doolin, but if you're looking for facts, this wouldn't be the place to go.

Doolin gets lucky in the opening, the robbery of the Coffeyville bank by the Dalton Gang of which he's a part.  His horse pulls up lame, so he misses out on the slaughter of the gang, which was set up by a squealer. Later Doolin shoots said squealer in self-defense, not that anybody believes that. He's now a wanted killer, so he goes off and starts his own gang.  Successfully, I might add.  The gang members are well played by John Ireland, Noah Berry, Jr., Jock Mahoney, and others. While being pursued by the law, Doolin takes refuge in a church, where he meets and falls for a deacon's daughter.  He renounces his outlaw ways (the deacon and his daughter don't know about them, anyway) and settles down to be a husband and farmer.

But that can't last. The gang shows up and outs Doolin, who nobly walks away from his wife for her own good and rejoins the gang.  You know this can't end well, and one by one the gang members pay the price.  Eventually Doolin returns to his farm and asks his wife to leave with him to start a new life.  If you think that’s going to work out, you haven’t seen any movies from the ‘40s.

As usual, Randolph Scott gives a fine performance. There’s a lot of action (riding, shooting, brawling), a little humor, and some nice scenery that looks nothing like Oklahoma.  Check it out.

The Doolins of Oklahoma

1949 RANDOLPH SCOTT WESTERN TRAILER - YouTube:

Monday, May 20, 2013

Python Not Named Monty

19-Foot Python Killed by Florida Man With Knife

Hat tip to Doc Quatermass.

Ray Manzarek, R. I. P.

EW.com: Ray Manzarek, the founding keyboardist for the Doors, passed away this morning in Germany, according to a statement from his publicist. The cause was bile duct cancer. As a member of the legendary rock band that formed in 1965 in Los Angeles and effectively ended with the death of frontman Jim Morrison in 1971 (though the group continued to perform and release music in other iterations for many years), Manzarek became an enduring symbol of the era — he was portrayed by Kyle McLachlan in the 1991 Oliver Stone biopic The Doors, and wrote a best-selling memoir about his experiences, Light My Fire: My Life with The Doors, in 1998.

Make 'em an Offer

America's Most Expensive Home for Sale

Bernard Waber, R. I. P.

Bernard Waber, 1921-2013: Children’s author-illustrator Bernard Waber, creator of much-loved picture books about Lyle the crocodile and other anthropomorphic animals, died on May 16 after a long illness. He was 91.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned who also has your house key 

Joyland -- Stephen King

As I've admitted many times here on the blog, I'm a sucker for a good coming of age novel, or even one that's not so good.  I'm happy to report that this one is not just good -- it's very good.

Joyland is the story of Devin Jones' summer of working at a North Carolina amusement part in 1973.  It's a first-person narration by an older Jones, a sadder and a wiser man whose memory of that time is vivid and precise.  It's a story about first love and heartbreak and the satisfaction that learning to do a job and do it well can bring.  It's about hurting and healing and growing up and even a little about growing old.

As you might expect, there's a bit of the supernatural involved, and there's a mystery plot that simmers on the back burner for most of the book before coming to a boil in the last quarter.  But there's nothing over the top here.  King keeps it all low key, and the tone is just right for the story.  I don't want to spoil the pleasure of reading the book by saying any more. Even the predictable parts were handled so well that I didn't mind at all.  In fact, I enjoyed this more than any book I've read by King in years.  It's already been optioned by the movies, but you should read the book.  Highly recommended.

Song of the Day

Willie Nelson - Roll Me Up & Smoke Me When I Die - YouTube:

In the Neighborhood: Tree Patio


First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Mom hides son's bottle of spiced rum; he starts breaking things 

Today's Vintage Ad


26 Fascinating Mug Shots Of Criminals In The 1870s

26 Fascinating Mug Shots Of Criminals In The 1870s

Mark Twain and Rudyard Kipling Critique the Press

Mark Twain and Rudyard Kipling Critique the Press

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Brad Anderson & Phil Leeming, Marmaduke Rides Again, Monarch, 1959

Is this the end of fiction's genre wars?

Is this the end of fiction's genre wars?

The Victorians were smarter than us

The Victorians were smarter than us, study suggests 

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Roommates get into fight after dispute over beer

Incredible Reading Rooms Around the World

Incredible Reading Rooms Around the World

5 'Secure' Places That Are Shockingly Easy to Break Into

5 'Secure' Places That Are Shockingly Easy to Break Into

Tycho Brahe: The Astronomer With A Drunken Moose

Tycho Brahe: The Astronomer With A Drunken Moose 

New Poem at The 5-2

The 5-2 | Crime Poetry Weekly: Josefine Petersen SILK

Ernest Hemingway's Favorite Books: A Look At The More Obscure Titles

Ernest Hemingway's Favorite Books: A Look At The More Obscure Titles

The Black Lash

1952 LASH LARUE WESTERN TRAILER - YouTube:

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Rock On

Beatles guitar sells for $408,000 at auction

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Pupil at £24,300-a-year boarding school is jailed after stabbing fellow student twice in a row over soy sauce

New Story at BEAT TO A PULP

BEAT to a PULP :: Bid Time Return :: Nik Morton

Stream this Album for Free

Some song titles might look familiar if you're a fan of noir and hardboiled fiction. And then there's the great photo.

Since Man Left the Cave | Modern Silent Cinema

ABBA Update

ABBA's 'Gold' overtakes' 'Sgt. Pepper's' to become UK's second biggest selling album of all time

Paying for It -- Tony Black

If you've been looking for a private-eye who can keep up with Ken Bruen's Jack Taylor when it comes to drinking and taking punishment, you'll want to grab this book right now.  It's the first in a series about Gus Dury, once a journalist, now a guy who's drinking his way into oblivion while trying to avoid signing divorce papers.  The setting is Edinburgh, mostly the really mean streets, which is appropriate because this is a really mean book.

Dury was a drinker before he lost his job (thanks to a slight accident that wasn't really his fault), but losing his position really sends him into the bottle.  When a friend's son is murdered (the cops call it suicide), the friend hires Dury to look into it.  Almost from the start, Dury is told that he'd be much better off doing something else because the people he's about to get involved with are harder and more ruthless than he can imagine.  Dury doesn't really believe this, but he finds out the hard way that he should have.  When it comes to the end, Dury's found out what he wanted to know, but it comes at a big price.  This one's hard and fast, leavened with humor black as midnight.

New Pulp Press hasn't been doing reprints up to now, but they've found someone whose books fit right in with the bleak, tough novels they're known for.  They've also published Gutted, the second book in the series.  Check 'em out.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

And keep off his lawn!

STANLEY A. KANIEWSKI ARRESTED ON AGGRAVATED ASSAULT CHARGES: Stanley A. Kaniewski, 72, of Salt Springs fired shots with a handgun. The victim said Kaniewski was angry about a 16-year-old playing his music loudly. "He came out of his house and began yelling obscenities and threatening to kill him, if he did not turn the music down," the report reads.

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Paris Hilton Update

Are Paris Hilton and River Viiperi engaged?

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

Song of the Day

Alan O'Day -1977- Undercover Angel - YouTube:

Free for Kindle for a Limited Time

Deployed (Called to Serve): Mel Odom: Amazon.com: Kindle Store: Lance Corporal Bekah Shaw joined the United States Marine reserves to help support herself and her son when her ex-husband, Billy Roy, decided they were no longer his responsibility. But when her team is activated and sent to Somalia on a peacekeeping mission, Bekah struggles with being separated from her son and vows to return safely. 

Once a successful Somalian businessman, Rageh Daud has lost everything. Determined to seek revenge on the terrorists who killed his wife and son, he teams up with a group of thieves, killers, and others displaced by war. Despite his better judgment, Daud becomes the protector of a young orphaned boy—who becomes a pawn between the warring factions. 

To defeat the terrorists and bring peace to the region, Bekah and her team must convince Daud that they are on the same side.

Today's Vintage Ad


9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

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Louis Auchincloss, The Uholy Three and Other Stories, Signet, 1955

List Wins Because of #7

10 Lesser-Known Dragon Slayings From Legend

Alan O'Day, R. I. P.

Billboard: Alan O'Day, who crafted popular songs for artists like the Righteous Brothers and Helen Reddy before scoring a No. 1 of his own with the bouncy 1977 hit "Undercover Angel," lost his battle with cancer on Friday, his record label announced. He was 72.

In the Neighborhood: Morning Glories


Top 10 High Security Prisons on Earth

Top 10 High Security Prisons on Earth

WINNERS: 2012 Nebula Awards

WINNERS: 2012 Nebula Awards (Plus: Ray Bradbury Award and Andre Norton Award)

10 Amazing Flying Cars That Really Existed

10 Amazing Flying Cars That Really Existed

Beau Brummell

Beau Brummell Original Trailer - YouTube: