Saturday, April 23, 2011
Arkansawyers Can Rest Easy Now
Commission spokesman Keith Stephens says authorities received a call Friday evening that the missing gator was trying to cross a road near the Gov. Mike Huckabee Delta Rivers Nature Center. Several wildlife biologists captured the gator and returned it to the nature center."
A Review of Interest (To Me, At Least)
Fun & Games -- Duane Swierczynski
Five years ago, I reviewed Duane Swierczynski's Secret Dead Men. When I heard the premise of that one, I didn't think anybody could pull it off, but Swiercyznski did, and he's gone on to write a number of books with equally outrageous premises that in his hands become (almost) believable. The latest is Fun and Games, coming soon, and it's the first book in a trilogy.And Stay off Her Damn Lawn!
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Mars Update
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Criminal Genius 0f the Day
True to his word, Luken patiently waited for his turn at the teller window. Once there, he allegedly said, 'I'm gonna rob the bank.'
He added, 'First, I'm gonna pass you a note . . .', police sources said."
I Knew I Should Have Paid More Attention in Math Class
Five times and counting before three different judges, the Prince George’s County business owner has used a computer and a calculation to cast reasonable doubt on the reliability of the soulless traffic enforcers."
Museum Update
During the interactive portion, patrons are given credentials with a new mob nickname and spirited through a series of role plays where they become low-level bag men entrusted to deliver cash to an underboss."
Family Reunion

Friday, April 22, 2011
Hazel Dickens, R. I. P.
I'm Glad I Wasn't Invited
Green, Green, It's Green They Say . . . .
Alternative Pulp & Paper Co. Ltd.
On any given day, Thailand-based entrepreneur Michael Flancman can be found scooping up elephant or cow poo at conservation parks and farms. He uses the droppings to make paper goods and stationery for his company, the Great Elephant Poo Poo Paper Co.
Flancman told AOL News that while the idea of 'repurposing' poo into paper may sound gross, in reality, the process is quite simple and sanitary."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
A University of Houston official said on Thursday that Franco has been accepted for the doctoral program in literature and creative writing.
J. Kastely, director of the creative writing program, said Franco plans to enroll in September 2012.
Only 20 people are admitted to the graduate program each year, chosen from about 400 applicants, Kastely said. Half of those are in the doctoral program."
And Keep Off Her Lawn!
Green Books
Despite this wealth of cultural references, book designers are surprisingly reluctant to use green on dust jackets – the color has a tendency to fade with age. The exception is any book written about the Irish or Ireland when it becomes peculiar to not see green used on the wrapper."
Forgotten Books: A Touch of Danger -- James Jones
When I was a mere youth, there were three books about WWII (The Big One) that everybody was reading: The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer, Battle Cry by Leon Uris, and From Here to Eternity by James Jones. All three have more or less faded into obscurity, or so it seems to me, along with their writers (especially hard to believe in the case of Mailer, but I don't hear much about him anymore). When it comes to true obscurity, though, there's Jones's private-eye novel, A Touch of Danger, which I first read more nearly 40 years ago.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Madelyn Pugh Davis, R. I. P.
Davis and Bob Carroll, her cowriter on 'I Love Lucy' and hundreds of scripts for other shows, worked together for more than 50 years."
Eddie Burris, R. I. P.
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Burris was playing drums for Haggard's band, the Strangers, in 1969 when he helped write the anthem with which Muskogee would forever be identified."
Sol Saks, R. I. P.
One by One Our Precious Freedoms Are Being Taken Away
New Releases from Top Notch Thrillers
New releases from
TOP NOTCH THRILLERS
Third in the best-selling ‘Quiller’ series, The Striker Portfolio is Adam Hall (the pen-name of novelist Elleston Trevor) on absolutely top form.
Before there was Jason Bourne or Jack Reacher, ‘Quiller’ set the standard for tough, resourceful heroes who always took the most dangerous assignments unarmed and alone. In Striker, Quiller is in West Germany investigating the crashes of 36 military aircraft patrolling NATO’s front line. The state-of-the-art British-designed Striker SK-6 swing-wing fighter is falling out of the skies with such regularity their German pilots have christened it ‘The Widowmaker’.
Setting himself up as a target on both sides of the Iron Curtain, Quiller attempts to uncover the conspiracy behind the fatal air ‘accidents’ and survives one of the most detailed car chase sequences in spy fiction as well as proving why his code name comes with the suffix “9” – which means “reliable under torture”.
First published in 1969, the TNT edition comes with a previously unpublished essay (Life Like Quiller Part II) by Jean-Pierre Trevor, the son of Adam Hall. ISBN: 7981906288556.
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Described on first publication as “a high tension shocker”, Andrew York’s The Eliminator introduced the character Jonas Wilde, who could pass for “a gentleman-yachtsman and slightly seedy playboy” but is really an ice-cold assassin. In fact he is by default the official assassin of the British Security Service, working for an organisation known as The Route based on the island of Guernsey.
The Eliminator was instantly snapped up by the movies and filmed as Danger Route in 1967, starring Richard Johnson, Gordon Jackson and Diana Dors. In 2010 the film was showcased at a university symposium on ‘Forgotten Spy Films of Cold War Europe’ and the book spawned seven further adventures for Jonas Wilde, the series coming to a close in 1975.
The yachting background and the island of Guernsey could hardly be more accurately described, as ‘Andrew York’ is the pen-name of prolific author Christopher Nicole who ‘discovered’ Guernsey whilst sailing his yacht Rose of Arden from England to France in 1957. He liked what he found and has lived there ever since, writing over 200 books of popular fiction and non-fiction, with two new novels published in 2010. Also in The Eliminator, Jonas Wilde’s private yacht Regina A is closely modelled on Chris Nicole’s Rose of Arden on which he first arrived in Guernsey.
First published in 1966.
ISBN: 9781906288563.
Top Notch Thrillers aim to revive Great British thrillers which do not deserve to be forgotten. Each title has been carefully selected not just for its plot or sense of adventure but for the distinctiveness and sheer quality of its writing. The Series Editor is Mike Ripley, the award-winning crime-writer and former crime critic of the Daily Telegraph who currently writes the ‘Getting Away With Murder’ column on www.shotsmag.co.uk.
Top Notch Thrillers can be ordered through all good bookshops or on Amazon or via Ostara Publishing.
April 2011
PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention
This isn't a Gideon Oliver book. It's Bryan Bennett, who designs hostage-negotiation programs and has nightmares, panic attacks, and serious claustrophobia. What's the worst thing that could happen to him? Well, you can probably think of several, but what does happen is that he's taken hostage. The final chapter in this one's going to make waves, I think.I Can Only Hope that He'll Say this in an Airport
Bring Out the Gimp!
Elvis Update
San Jacinto Day
San Jacinto Day celebration marks 176th anniversary of famous battle: "As significant battles go, the size of the armies involved in the decisive engagement that led to Texas becoming a nation 175 years ago this week was relatively modest.Even more compelling was the duration of the fighting at San Jacinto -- just 18 minutes.
But in true Texas fashion, the monument that commemorates the battle is 536 feet tall -- the world's tallest war memorial.
To some historians, the encounter April 21, 1836, between the ragtag 900-man Texian army and the more formally trained 1,300-man Mexican army is a metaphor for the Lone Star State.
'We'll make something big out of something small,' says Larry Spasic, president of the San Jacinto Museum of History Association, peering through a narrow rectangular window near the top of the San Jacinto Monument, which marks the battlefield."
Archaeology Update
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
The Race Is On! Er, Over!
Every Tuesday night the Harmon Tap Room would feature races in which cheap feeder fish from a pet store were 'raced' down two 8-foot troughs. Racers guided the fish with squirt bottles."
Tim Hetherington, R. I. P.
Tim Hetherington, 41, a four time winner of the world press photographer award, reportedly died along with an American agency journalist when they were apparently deliberately targeted by Gaddafi's forces.
Born in Liverpool and educated at Oxford Univeristy, Mr Hetherington also won an award last year at the Sundance Film festival for his highly-acclaimed documentary Restrepo, a film about the war in Afghanistan. The film was nominated for an Oscar this year."
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention
How many times have you read a book in which a pig is a possible murder suspect? Never? Now's your chance.I Love the Smell of Type O in the Morning
Last week, a pair of Italian entrepreneurs, Antonio Zuddas and Giovanni Castelli, debuted Blood Concept, a provocative fragrance line based on the four major human blood types: A, B, AB and O."
Keep off Her Lawn!
Denmark Leads the Way
The Danish tribute to the King has been built in the town of Randers and will be known as Graceland Randers.
The building is almost identical to the original, although it is twice the size to house a shop, restaurant and museum.
Nearly 6,000 Elvis items, from guitars and letters to clothes, will be on display. Organisers hope to attract at least 50,000 visitors a year."
Ya Think?
Website Update
Michael Sarrazin, R. I. P.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
The Only Thing We Have to Fear . . . .
New York Doesn't Lead the Way, After All
Health department spokeswoman Claudia Hutton says the rules and lists of games and activities were sent out to municipalities and other camp operators under the previous administration."
Elisabeth Sladen, R. I. P.
The actress is best known for portraying Sarah Jane Smith in Doctor Who and The Sarah Jane Adventures."
Set the DVR!
Grete Waitz, R. I. P.
She was 57.
Waitz captured the first of her nine New York City Marathon titles in 1978, setting a world record in 2 hours, 32 minutes, 30 seconds in her first attempt at 26.2 miles."
That'll Teach 'Em
PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention
Helen Hawthorne's had a lot of dead-end jobs. Now she's opened a private-investigations agency. Her first job requires her to join a gym and get back into shape. Then she gets another case, one from out of the past. Hilarity ensues, as it does in all the books in this series.First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Baby Names Go Retro
New York Leads the Way
That's right, officials have decided the age-old street game - along with Wiffle Ball, kickball and dodgeball - poses a 'significant risk of injury.'
And classics like Capture the Flag, Steal the Bacon and Red Rover are also deemed dangerous in new state regulations for day camps."
No Comment Department
When Ya Gotta Go . . . .
So Keep off Their Lawns!
5 Reasons We Love Dana Delany
Like her character, Dr. Megan Hunt, she enjoys a good mystery novel. 'My mother introduced me to writers like Ross Macdonald and John D. MacDonald when I was 8,' says Delany, who calls herself a 'secret nerd.'"
Forgotten Films: The Sword and the Sorcerer

Monday, April 18, 2011
Pulitzer Update
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention
Another 99-cent bargain. More Sinned Against contains all of Dave White's short stories about Jackson Donne (also the protagonist of two fine novels). Donne's a young private-eye who has more than his share of troubles. These seven stories show how he and his circumstances change and develop, and there's not a weak one in the bunch. You should read 'em.Uh-Oh
Hackford will produce along with Steven Chasman, Les Alexander, Sidney Kimmel and Jonathan Mitchell from a script by John J. McLaughlin, who most recently co-penned 'Black Swan.'
Pic, based on the book series by Donald Westlake, revolves around a thief who, though at times is forced to be a killer, still lives by a code of honor that includes never stealing money from people who need it. His word is his bond, and if he is crossed he will strike back relentlessly."
Hard Case Crime Update from Charles Ardai

Lost Donald E. Westlake Novel Discovered
Hard Case Crime to Publish THE COMEDY IS FINISHED
New York, NY; London, UK (April 18, 2011) – Hard Case Crime today announced the discovery of an unpublished novel by acclaimed mystery writer Donald E. Westlake. THE COMEDY IS FINISHED, which Hard Case Crime will publish as its lead title in 2012, tells the story of an aging, politically conservative comedian kidnapped by a domestic terrorist group that threatens to kill him unless the government frees some of their imprisoned comrades. Westlake, who died on New Year’s Eve 2009, was a three-time winner of the Edgar Allan Poe Award, received an Academy Award nomination for the screenplay of The Grifters, and was named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America, the organization’s highest honor. THE COMEDY IS FINISHED will be only the second novel ever to be published in hardcover by Hard Case Crime, the award-winning line of mystery novels published by Titan Books.
Tangled
I'm so ashamed. While all you guys were spending the day reading books about doomed, angst-filled protagonists getting shoved along to their various unhappy fates, I was watching Tangled. And loving every minute of it. It's the Disney take on the tale of Rapunzel, with a stolen princess, a wicked stepmother, a handsome thief, and some anthropomorphized animals (a chameleon and a horse). And even a Disney bluebird or two. I laughed, I cried, I kissed the afternoon good-bye. Great fun. Did I mention how ashamed I am?
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Wow
Now she has experienced her dream job of working as an interpreter after East of England MEP Robert Sturdy invited her to the parliament building in Brussels.
‘She was given a dispensation to get into the building, where there is usually a minimum age requirement of 14, and sat in a booth listening and interpreting,’ said her mother, Isabelle."
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Cyrus Harvey, R. I. P.
Otto Penzler: The Ten Best Lines in Film Noir
No Comment Department
Naked Girls Reading Pulp Fiction
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Once Again, Texas Leads the Way
Croc Update (Thievery Edition)
Language Update
The finding, published Thursday in the journal Science, could help explain how the first spoken language emerged, spread and contributed to the evolutionary success of the human species."




























