Fortunately, sharks with precision laser beams have been deployed at sea just outside the city and giant reflectors are now in orbit above the city to catch beams that can be re targeted for harder to hit areas. The USS NATHAN JAMES and her Vulture Teams are THE LAST SHIP in the area and are on standby.
I don't advise anyone to confront a raccoon. Just give him your cell phone and wallet and slowly back away.
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