Saturday, May 21, 2011

When Gators are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Gators

NewsChannel 9 WSYR: "A six-foot-long alligator named 'Howard' and an eight-foot-long albino Burmese python named 'Sponge Bob' were seized Friday morning by officers of the State Environmental Conservation Police. Legally, the animals are not permitted to be kept as pets."

3 comments:

Fred Blosser said...

Somehow, a gator and a python seem less scary when they're named Howard and Sponge Bob.

Mel Odom said...

Bill, this needs to be a short story collection for Kindle. :)

Jodi MacArthur said...

Loved your title for this! I adore the names as well.