Sunday, April 03, 2011
Gator Update (Cutting Tail Edition)
FloriDUH: "Jason Arnold Brewer, of Orlando, is accused of illegally cutting off a 50-inch alligator tail. He reportedly told deputies he used a knife he kept in his Taco Bell pants to kill the gator along the banks of the St. Johns River, reports the Orlando Sentinel."
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You know. If you put a gator tail on your keychain, you'd never lose your keys. But then you'd never be able to fit the keychain inside your car. So you wouldn't be able to start your car either. Dilemma.
ps. How do you fit a knife big enough to hack off a 50 inch gator tail inside taco bell pants? Hello.
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