Thursday, July 06, 2006
Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret
Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret: "The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material."
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It ain't paranoia if everyone's out to get you...
What the hell do they do if Bush goes to a ball game or a concert? Does the presidential limo tow a porta-john strapped down with bungee cords on a snowmobile trailer?
I'm not even sure this is true. But I thought it was funny.
I remember that movie!
I'm looking forward to ConMisterio. Aren't you coming?
Just like dog walkers.
As somebody said -- I think it was Stephen Booth -- the bodies are always discovered by people walking their dogs.
Good point, Pat! I've been reading a lot of Peter Turnbull stories lately and a dogwalker always discovers the bodies!
As to the "main" story here, (1) I find it very hard to believe and (2) I guess this is what they did with New York's anti-terrorism money while people are planning to blow up the Holland Tunnel. Great.
Bush's crap comes first.
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