Synopsis for a New Novel

I'm working on a synopsis for a new novel.  It's going to be about a plucky band of heroes who try to save Texas after the takeover by the U.S. in Operation Green Helmet, for which Operation Jade Helm was just a cover op.  

Governor Greg Abbott is spirited away from the capitol building just before it's swarmed by U.S. troops bent on his capture.  A plucky band of Austin Tea Party stalwarts (there are five of them) takes him to an undisclosed location (actually a bunker deep inside Longhorn Caverns, near Burnet), where they've been preparing for this for years.  The cavern is equipped pretty much like the lair of a Bond villain, with all the latest in computer equipment.  Abbott has been training in secret with hackers from Dell computers for just such an emergency, and he's ready to save the state with the help of a plucky band of heroes from the outside. 

This particular band of plucky heroes will be led by Rand Paul and composed of his comical sidekicks, including Ted Cruz ("Dammit, Ted, stop frying bacon on the muzzle of that AK!  We're fighting for our lives here!"), Ben Carson ("The bullet is lodged near his brain, Ben.  Can you save him with only your pocketknife?"  "I could do that surgery with a toothpick, Rand."), Mike Huckabee ("Dammit, Mike, stop praising the lord and pass the ammunition!  We're fighting for our lives here!"), and a mysterious man known only as Big Don ("Dammit, Big Don, stop insulting us and start shooting!  We're in a fight for our lives here!").

Our plucky heroes are fighting almost alone because President Obummer has stationed U.S. troops at three-foot intervals around the entire border of Texas to prevent anyone from entering the state and saving it from Operation Green Helmet.  One side-effect of this is that it's cut down on immigration from the south, which is causing a great inner conflict with the plucky heroes.  Since this requires 5,331,040 troops, another side effect is the re-institution of the draft, thus causing the U.S. to be attacked all over the world and also causing domestic unrest.

Taking advantage of this situation, a plucky band of heroes in Washington is plotting to take over the government by luring President Obummer out of the White House and installing Jeb Bush as president.  They believe they can get away with this because of the well-understood principle that "possession is nine points of the law" and that an obscure phrase in a rough draft of the Constitution refers to "the right of succession through families."  This plucky band is led by Dick ("The Dick") Cheney, who's assisted by his comical sidekicks John Boehner ("Dammit, John, get out of that tanning both and pick up a rifle!  We're in a fight for our lives here!"), John McCain ("Dammit, John, quit bitching about being saddled with Sarah Palin when you ran for president and pick up a rifle!  We're in a fight for our lives here!"), and Donald (The Rummy) Rumsfeld.  ("Dammit, Donald, stop blathering about the known unknowns and the known knowns and pick up a rifle!  We're in a fight for our lives here!").

That's all I have so far, but I think it's going to be a huge bestseller, with the potential for many sequels, a series of blockbuster movies, and maybe a couple of TV spin-offs.

UPDATE:  Meanwhile, a plucky group of counter-counter-insurgents has been formed in an undisclosed location in Arkansas.  It's led by Hitlery Clinton ("Bubba, why do they call me that?"  "I think it's the moustache, babe."), whose wacky sidekicks include Bubba ("Dammit, Bubba, put down that woman and pick up the AK!  We're in a fight for our lives here!" "You put down the tweezers first."  "You better listen to me, Bubba!"  "You're not the boss of me!" Etc.), Joe ("Bumblin') Biden ("A moustache's not so bad.  At least you don't need a hair transplant."), and George ("The Greek") Stephanopoulos ("Speaking of hair, how does mine look? I go on the air in ten seconds."  "Dammit, Greek, quit looking for the mic and pick up the AK! We're in a fight for our lives here!"