Tuesday, October 11, 2011

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

The Smoking Gun: In the month’s most wince-producing assault, a Kansas man was stabbed in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle, which broke off inside the 39-year-old victim’s body.

According to a Wichita Police Department report, the victim told cops that the stabbing occurred during an argument with the needle wielder. Cops believe that the attacker is a female acquaintance--or girlfriend--of the man with the punctured scrotum.

5 comments:

Randy Johnson said...

ouch!

Jerry House said...

"How's your search for the weapon going, Clancy?" "It's in the bag."

Rick said...

(*said in best Sean Connery James Bond voice*):

"He got the point."

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that a Perry Mason story, The Man With the Punctured Scrotum?

Maybe not.

JEff

Deb said...

It's probably best not to speculate on why she had a hypodermic in the first place.