Thursday, June 22, 2006

I Used to Try this Line. It Never Worked.

New York Daily News - Home - Go ahead, live a little!: "Go ahead, live a little!

Or a lot. A study of N.Y. women
finds it's virtue - not vice - you'll regret.

By MARK ELLWOOD

LUST FOR LIFE: Ladies who've lived it up, like Ivana Trump...and Cher, should have no regrets.

Have that extra cookie. Sleep with him on the first date. Call in sick, even if it's for a sample sale.

You won't regret any of it, says a new study; rather it's salads, celibacy and soldiering through the flu that will bring you down.

The report - by Ivy League professors - claims that when you hit 80 and look back on life, it's your virtues, not your vices, that you'll resent.

Good girls are full of regret; bad girls have nothing but great memories."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hog wash, good girls have just as much fun. Maybe more, because we're sober enough to remember it? So sorry the line didn't work for you.

Anonymous said...

And, of course, we always regret the books we did not buy.

Unknown said...

Amen, Bro. Scott!