Friday, May 20, 2016

This Headline Raises so Many Questions

High Speed Chase Leads To Arrest And Discovery Of Decapitated Protected Bird  

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

6 comments:

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

How do you arrest a decapitated bird?

Bill Crider said...

Exactly. And wouldn't you discover it first and then arrest it? And why would you want to arrest a bird?

Deb said...

And who did the Decapitated Turkey Buzzards open for in 1971?

Art Scott said...

I'm surprised to learn that turkey vultures get Federal protection. They are as common as crows out here. You can always spot a few circling over me on the golf course. They know carrion when they see it.

Bill Crider said...

Very common in Texas, too.

Don Coffin said...

I can't help noting that they updated the story TWICE, but no one apparently thought even once about the headline.